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Post by muk1000 on Oct 15, 2006 6:21:56 GMT -5
I was thinking about the running jokes in this campaign and wrote some down. Feel free to add more, as I'm sure I'm forgetting many.
"Heroes"
We're just not good enough to be true heroes. ;_;
Poison Vorpal Stick
When people are playing slowly, they get poked with the Poison Vorpal Stick, often in the eye. Nevermind the fact a stick can't be vorpal, since it doesn't deal slashing damage.
Muk is Slow
Everyone picks on me because I'm often non-responsive and take forever to decide what I'm going to do. I'm getting better. >_>
Elf Bitch
Seo has been called an elf bitch by several enemies.
Seo is Evil
Because of her inclination to burn things and solve problems by disintigrating them, Seo is often thought to be teetering on the brink of evil.
Zal is a Filthy Hobo
Despite not actually being filthy or a hobo, Zal is called a filthy hobo because of his Vow of Poverty, and because things have to make fortitude saves when he hits them.
"NO GRINDING"
It started as Spus making a simple statement, and has evolved into a way of addressing anything with authority.
Campaign Multiverse
The idea that Orenero and Palon are somehow connected has come up several times, despite absolutely no evidence. It's probably because the player list is exactly the same (except replace stabs with Spoom).
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Post by Spus on Oct 15, 2006 14:27:57 GMT -5
I actually say No Grinding in any response where your solution is "Become more Powerful". This isn't DBZ or something.
Zal is a Filthy Diseased Ridden Hobo because things have to make Fort saves when he hits them.
And no you are not getting better.
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Post by muk1000 on Oct 15, 2006 19:10:35 GMT -5
The main reason that I added "NO GRINDING" is because people started repeating it in various ways. "NO <word>"
Forgot that part about Zal. I'll add it.
Yes I am. I haven't got stick'd in a couple sessions, I think.
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Post by stabs on Oct 18, 2006 9:50:42 GMT -5
"RAILROADING!"
Usually said in response to Spus saying... pretty much anything.
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Post by demonlei on Oct 18, 2006 11:11:37 GMT -5
It's Not Just Poison SticksEverything is vorpal. Everything. Do enough damage with it, and it will chop off limbs, sever heads, cleave bodies in half, etc. Dismemberment is the leading cause of violent death in Orenero, having broadly surpassed the mysterious rash of piano-related incidents that plagued the continent last year. Don't underestimate those gnome monks, one of them is just itching to take your head off with a dinner plate. Spus Is Chaotic EvilThe GM's recommendation, in any situation, has a 50-75% chance of being some variant of "KILL HIM! KILL HER! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THE NPCS! KILL YOUR TEAMMATES! DESTROY EVERYTHING!" My theory: Skulryke is really just a former PC who listened a little too closely to the ominpresent voice of the Chaotic Evil GM. Victar Is A Worthless CowardNow enhanced with a new and improved running gag collorary: Valletta thinks he's brave, strong, and virtually indomitable. Which leads us to... Everyone Thinks Valletta Is Batshit InsaneFrom her own point of view she's quite sensible, and from mine she's thoroughly sane except for some harmless delusions. Apparently every other party member and most NPCs think she's freakin' nuts. (Perun, Zal, and probably the Church of Pelor think she's insane for wanting to negotiate with liches, Seo thinks she's insane for wanting to burn loot, Gash thinks she's insane because she won't sleep with him, Victar thinks she's insane for accusing him of killing, and just about everyone else thinks she's insane for openly claiming that a gigantic black dragon is about to break free and destroy Orenero...) Perun Is So Not A Demi-GodWe all have fun with this one. Gash Has Gone Through A LOT Of Dead TeammatesDon't tell me you haven't noticed. Though we could say this applies to Seonia also. She just doesn't seem to... brag about it as much. Zalajin Suffers. And Suffers. And Suffers.Other paladins lead crusades of the good and righteous to exterminate the wicked legions, to the praise of the common people. Zalajin is stuck with this party of freaks, and half the time his teammates are making nonaggression pacts with the evil undead he's trying to destroy. Oh, and most of Orenero's population fears and reviles him more than they do liches. Seonia Will Rule the World. Just You Wait.This is separate from the "Seo is CE" running gag because... well, who says she has to rule the world evilly? She could be a benevolent dictator. >_> <_<
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Post by muk1000 on Oct 22, 2006 18:05:52 GMT -5
Seo's first act after sealing Siliskor: Hostile takeover of Jal'Nareth.
>_>
Or not. But she's gotta find something to do!
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Post by demonlei on Oct 23, 2006 0:06:25 GMT -5
And Orenero definitely isn't DBZ. Compared to Drag-on-and-on-ball Z, Orenrero and everyone in it is greased lightning, hyped on amphetamines, genetically spliced from Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Post by muk1000 on Oct 24, 2006 5:20:33 GMT -5
Most fights in Orenero last about 30 seconds.
They just feel a lot longer. >_>
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