Post by Spus on Jun 17, 2006 4:03:55 GMT -5
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Kai Bahamut: Hullo
fatalchocolate12: konnichiwa!
WarDragon 1984: Hai.
stabs felcher: meow
Kai Bahamut: First lets pour a 40 for our absent players. *takes out 40 gallons of dwarven ale*
stabs felcher: Muddy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kai Bahamut: Zarius:"The booze was getting old anyway. You can still lick the carpets if you want some"
stabs felcher: *does so* "Now this brings back memories.... never mind which*
fatalchocolate12: merry christmas and happy new year
SpusWidgetwatch: *Is tempted to make a dirty joke, but resists.*
WarDragon 1984: Everyone have a good holiday?
Kai Bahamut: Yes. I have money. Lots of christmas money. But it has to last until June.
fatalchocolate12: yeah, except for the school starting agin part
stabs felcher: I guess so. Uncle Paulie brought a bottle of gin that saved christmas!
SpusWidgetwatch: Eat a diet of Ramen Noodles and water alone.
SpusWidgetwatch: It'll last til then
WarDragon 1984: Yeah. The Spell Compendium, and Final Fantasy IV Advance were the highlights of mine.
fatalchocolate12: EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE!!!
stabs felcher: There's a FF4 advance? Much difference to the old one?
Kai Bahamut: Oo. I already eat a lot of ramen noodles
WarDragon 1984: First time I've played it, so I wouldn't know...
stabs felcher: o
SpusWidgetwatch: I was just playing it now heh
WarDragon 1984: heh
fatalchocolate12: is it any good?
Kai Bahamut: BOLT 2!
WarDragon 1984: I'm loving it.
SpusWidgetwatch: same as the other types, just got to the extra stuff
WarDragon 1984: You mean Thundara, don't you, Kai?
Kai Bahamut: RIght -_-
Kai Bahamut: BLIZARA!
stabs felcher: so we starting?
WarDragon 1984: anybody remember where we left off last time?
fatalchocolate12: you were going back to town, iirc
Kai Bahamut: WE had just gotten back to that city we helped, to drop off the soldiers we had found
Kai Bahamut: I need to stop in town to buy a couple of things
stabs felcher: I don't think Muddy has much money...
SpusWidgetwatch: (I think we shot down some plan to sneak into one of the forts what I remember)
WarDragon 1984: (yes, probably.)
Kai Bahamut: (I guess that means we stop at town to discuss our next plan of action)
SpusWidgetwatch: (It's 15 mins into the session and a commoner isn't dead yet. What's wrong with us?
WarDragon 1984: "Well, that wasn't the disaster it could have been, I suppose. Still discouraging.
fatalchocolate12: ok, so, you guys are getting back to town, and as soon as you set foot past its gates, the governer comes running up to you and is looking very nervous
stabs felcher: (You're right... who in the party is most like a commoner?)
WarDragon 1984: "
Kai Bahamut: *Blows up bob the epic commoner* There we are
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Erm... someone prettier 'n me go talk to 'im"
fatalchocolate12: (yeah, you do kill a lot of commoners. Don't worry, I'll change that soon)
Kai Bahamut: "Thats my job." I go up to the govener. "Has something happned?"
WarDragon 1984: I'll follow him, being all quiet and ominous.
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, thank god you are back! Our enemies from across the bay have found help of their own!"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Don't flatter yourself...I know warthogs more attractive than Muddy..."
WarDragon 1984: "Let me guess; are they called the Zeji?"
Kai Bahamut: "Son of a bitch. Do you know how strong they are?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "And I know pigs who rut less than you"
Kai Bahamut: I shake my head at that.
fatalchocolate12: "For the past 3 nights, we have been plagued by hit and run type attacks on our main buildings," and he points to where you vaguely remember a 40 foot building being.
SpusWidgetwatch: (It's our evil twins! Err...Good Twins!0
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Yar... any one get a look at the culprits?"
Kai Bahamut: "They demolished a building? Okay... that might be a problem. But if they havent seen our faces... Ive got it."
WarDragon 1984: "Well, they'll have a surprise waiting for them tonight."
fatalchocolate12: "No, we don't know who, but there are at least 4 of them. Some of us argue for 5, and even a few more say they saw 6! Please, help us!"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Don't worry... I'm sure that all 5 won't show up at the same time..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Four at most will be able to get their gear together and be here.."
Kai Bahamut: "If they have extras and their smart, they will hold them back in case something goes wrong."
fatalchocolate12: "Would you like to know what happend, or should I just point you in the right direction?"
Kai Bahamut: "Tell us what you know. If we know their capabilities the better we can prepare."
WarDragon 1984: "Tell us everything.'
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"General direction, I'm not as pessimistic as the dwarf- we ought to prepare for the worst."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "A fellow finds it hard to be optimistic when the gods themselves hunt us..."
Kai Bahamut: "The gods are not hunting us. We would have Demons or Celestials on our ass if they were."
fatalchocolate12: "Allright, from what we understand, the attacks begin with explosives going off. And believe you me, lots of explosives. If the building is still standing, then we see magic used to bring it down completely.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "And what of the bloody clouds that blow up all they touch? Ye say that's not a god?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"They generally dislike your boss you're so obsessed with ressurecting..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Sorry Sorry... continue..."
Kai Bahamut: "Magic. THey must have a spell caster."
WarDragon 1984: (I'm the one obssessed with ressurrecting the boss, not Muddy...)
stabs felcher: (Muddy is against Rezzing)
Kai Bahamut: "Or two."
fatalchocolate12: "Now, obviously, we fight back to seek revenge, but they are too damn strong for our troops. The first night they came, they killed at least a third of the active guards and wounded almost all the rest!"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Was to Kai.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "So you're saying this town is almost defenseless?" *licks lips*
fatalchocolate12: (active)
WarDragon 1984: "Down, Muddy."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Don't mind him. He's just hungry."
Kai Bahamut: (ah.) "Powerful Melee too. This could get ugly. If i can get what i need soon we might be able to head into the other town and cut down your problems..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah dinnow... what about waitin' here in ambush?"
fatalchocolate12: "The second night, they completely brought the building down without magical help, and we were unable to catch them. And last night, they decided to not only go for 3 individual buildings, but targeted all of our active guards
fatalchocolate12: that night!"
WarDragon 1984: "Yes, he's got a point; how do we know they wouldn't be waiting for us if we went over there?"
WarDragon 1984: "Damn..."
Kai Bahamut: "They certainly wouldnt expect a more powerful resistance waiting for them. And the reason they wouldnt be expecting us is because they shouldnt know about us.
Kai Bahamut: "Govener, i need to borrow a set of tclothes. I will head into the other town and try to find out about our foes."
fatalchocolate12: "Now, we hardly have a skeleton crew guarding our town, yet all our guards are at their posts. We need you to deal with them, because they have obviously outclassed us."
WarDragon 1984: "Alone, Zarius?"
Kai Bahamut: "You can come along if you want. Just be sure to take measures to disguise yourself. We dont know how much they know about us. Also be sure to have a good alias."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Yes, they slaughtering you horribly. I hope you have the sufficient funds to rehire our services?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (brb.)
Kai Bahamut: k)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "My alias is: "Skunky the Barfly", but I'll nay be sneakin' into a town. Not too quiet ye see..."
fatalchocolate12: (Wow, never thought I'd hear that from a dwarf. lol)
Kai Bahamut: "...were not sneaking in... Our goal is to look like travelers. On that note, hide your symbols of faith while were in town."
WarDragon 1984: (are we all going, now?)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Heh, I'm rather distinctive either way, ye know? Mayhaps I oughta stay behind?"
WarDragon 1984: "The more go, the more likely we are to attract unwanted attention..."
Kai Bahamut: (I suppose) "Also before i go, i would like a Garrote. (its a kind of wire/rope thing made for chokin." I turn to Muddy. "If you wish, but Eldan is right."
WarDragon 1984: (maybe Zarius should go alone... Muddy and Riza can't be trusted, and somebody's gotta stay and hold their leashes.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah know he's right... ah find it hard to disguise me better attributes." *he strokes his filthy beard*
fatalchocolate12: (you forgot maggot-infested as one of your adjectives)
Kai Bahamut: (Yar. Time for my gather information skill to pay dividends)
WarDragon 1984: (and untrained Disguise.)
Kai Bahamut: (with my charisma its doable and better yet, they shouldnt know my face at all.)
Kai Bahamut: "Govener, do you have a change of clothes i can borrow. That and a Garrote?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Oh sure...just because I act it and openly declare it, I'm untrustworthy. Pfft.)
fatalchocolate12: "I do have the clothes, but I don't have a Garrote. You might wanna try Meilem. He has all sorts of... fun things."
Kai Bahamut: "Meilem? Where can i find him?"
fatalchocolate12: "How about I just lead you to him? Fortunately, the only thing I had to do today was hope you came, mainly because my workplace was destroyed last night."
Kai Bahamut: "Excellent. Eldan, you and the two clerics help the citys guards men an the soldiers we found prepare a defense. Remember hot oil is your friend."
WarDragon 1984: "Right..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Hot oil was my friend... until the incident at the massage parlour..."
fatalchocolate12: hahaha
WarDragon 1984: (dude. Ewww.)
Kai Bahamut: (Oo)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Right. Does this town have an alchemist gov?"
fatalchocolate12: oh, and he started walking off toward Meilem's shop
Kai Bahamut: i follow him
WarDragon 1984: "Muddy, Riza, you should get to work healing the soldiers that are still wounded from the fort. We're going to need every man we can get."
fatalchocolate12: "A what? I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Some one who deals with chemical substances... alchemist's fire? Flaming oil? Thunder stones?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Should I get my healing boot ready? )
WarDragon 1984: "Heal them however you like, just heal them."
fatalchocolate12: "Hmm... I don't know who would specialize in selling that, but I think we have another reason to go to Meilem
stabs felcher: (Time o' day?)
fatalchocolate12: noon
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'll heal them...heal them to death!)
Kai Bahamut: (Unless you can make them zombies dont do that.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Wish I could.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Right, well were's this Meilem fellow... him an' I might just get along after all..."
fatalchocolate12: So, you arrive at Meilem's shop
fatalchocolate12: he's a pretty tall, imposing kind of guy. looks like a smuggler
Kai Bahamut: "Hello sir. I need a Garrote."
WarDragon 1984 has left the room.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza makes herself look just busy enough with the injured to not be scolded, but doesn't do much of anything.
stabs felcher: Muddy ignores his duty and waits to see what Meilem says....
fatalchocolate12: "Hey, governer, how are ya?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Where's WD?)
fatalchocolate12: I know not
Kai Bahamut: (it said he left. Guess his connection got interuppted)
fatalchocolate12: no, he's still online
stabs felcher: (says he's off for me)
fatalchocolate12: oh, didn't notice he logged off
fatalchocolate12: wierd
SpusWidgetwatch: (He hates us.)
Kai Bahamut: (Oo He'll be back...)
Kai Bahamut: (with any luck)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Greetings, Meneer Meilem. Might you deal in alchemical substances and the like?"
fatalchocolate12: (Why that ungrateful *&(#ing *&$#er! I'm gonna *&(# him up so !@#$ bad that he's gonna #$@% his eye's outta his #($*%&^ nose!!!)
Kai Bahamut: (They always come back...)
fatalchocolate12: "Alchemical substances? I get a lot of stuff, but I'm not always sure what it means. Could you be a little more specific?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "I mean alchemist's fire, flaming oil, tindertwigs, thunderstones, entangling bags..."
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, that stuff! Yeah, I get that. So, what'll ya have?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well take it all, if you hope to have any chance of the terrorists from the next town over not blowing up your store tonight..."
fatalchocolate12: "All of it? Now, I understand how much of a problem this is for everyone, but I am not forkin' over all of my 'alchemical substances' for free!"
Kai Bahamut: "We will return what goes unused. For all you know we mayt ake them down without needing a one."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Then burn. Look at it as an investment. You give us what we need to defeat these bastards, and tomorrow you get the prime pickings off their charred corpses."
fatalchocolate12: "Fine, but if I- Prime pickings you say? Well, we just might have a deal here."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Indeed. Now what do you have?"
fatalchocolate12: He goes to take stock
SpusWidgetwatch: (Take his stuff, skip town, sell it in another town <_<)
Kai Bahamut: I look around the shelves, seeing if he has a Garrote around.
fatalchocolate12: spot check
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Kai Bahamut: 15 total
fatalchocolate12: you lose
fatalchocolate12: you didn't take 20
Kai Bahamut: ><
fatalchocolate12: you passed, but you still lose
stabs felcher: (that would take 2 minutes... I'm sure he'd be back by then)
Kai Bahamut: (That and even on takign 20 due to penalties it would still be 19
fatalchocolate12: you see a shelf with a bunch of fun, yet perilously tortorous objects, and a garrote happens to be there
Kai Bahamut: "Hahah. Great."
Kai Bahamut: I grab the Garrote.
Kai Bahamut: "The ultimate in choking death. it dosent look dangerous either."
stabs felcher: Muddy *sniff* "But last night... you said I was the ultimate in choking death..."
Kai Bahamut: "Sorry. your being replaced. This works better than your dwarven hands."
Kai Bahamut: "Its other advantge is that it is far more portable."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Me pa always used ta say, "Any work not done with your hands is no such thing" "
fatalchocolate12: Ok, he's comin back, and he says he has 30 acids, 20 alchemist's fires, 9 smokesticks, 7 sunrods, 16 tanglefoot bags, and 15 thunderstones
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Interestin... I'm sure we can make somethin' nifty with this lot..."
Kai Bahamut: "Nice.We will need the acids,fires,tanglefoots and thunderstones and maybe the sunrods. Also i need this Garrote. Im going on a information gathering trip and if i have a chance to choke out one of our foes
Kai Bahamut: "
SpusWidgetwatch: (Flee to next town and sell them.)
fatalchocolate12: "Ok, I'll just need a down payment for this, even though I get best picking rights on their bodies."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now gov, pay the man."
fatalchocolate12: "30 gold."
stabs felcher: Muddy: *nudges governer* "go on..."
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, all right. But if you don't kill them, I want to be payed back triple!"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Deal."
Kai Bahamut: "You can negoiate the rest of our fee with Riza while i gather information. Now Meilem, how much is the Garrote?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now lets both cut of our pinkies to seal the promise."
fatalchocolate12: "The garrote? 3 gp."
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm like not there.)
Kai Bahamut: "Pinky swears do not work like that. And damn thats a lot." (i meant later he could talk with you about our fee. )
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm annoying the troops.)
Kai Bahamut: I pay him the gold for hte Garrote.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now governer, let's see these troops of yours..."
SpusWidgetwatch: (Riza negotiating. "Hey. *STAB IN THE FACE*. Nice doing business with you.")
Kai Bahamut: (that works too.) I change clothes (using a commoner style of dress) and begin the trek to the other town.
Kai Bahamut: (oh yeah, and im armed only with my Garrote, my fists, my spells and my wits.)
fatalchocolate12: was anyone else going with you?
stabs felcher: (I'm staying to prep the troops)
Kai Bahamut: (no. Eldan was going to stay and keep an eye on the clerics of death. They are sure to get into misadventures. Of killing.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (As I said, I'm torturing the troops. )
Kai Bahamut: (anyway, i go to the neighboring town.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Selling your booty?)
fatalchocolate12: (to gays?)
Kai Bahamut: (No. I am not a whore. I am a pimp. I need to go collect money from my Tiefling bitches.)
Kai Bahamut: "Only a 100gp? Is Zarius gonna have to whack a ho'?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (I meant his alchemical booty. Yer the ones with dirty minds.)
Kai Bahamut: (no. Im on a information gathering trip. And a 'choke the heroes to death' trip.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza kicks a soldier in the gut then walks away whistling.
Kai Bahamut: When i get to town i begin gathering information about their new help.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'll stop kicking you in the gut if you stop lying down and complaining about your lack of spleen."
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm a motivator.)
fatalchocolate12: (Is the spleen used for anything?
fatalchocolate12: )
Kai Bahamut: (Yes. It works kinda like your kidneys. But it is a very mysterious organ)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I dunno. Think it's pretty important to have though.)
fatalchocolate12: ok, so kai, roll your gather infor check
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Kai Bahamut: +7 to that
Kai Bahamut: 23 i think
fatalchocolate12: ... you figure out if OJ was innocent or not
SpusWidgetwatch: (You can add! Astounding.)
Kai Bahamut: (I know. Its incrediable. And i help OJ find the real killer)
fatalchocolate12: Which is...
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
fatalchocolate12: ME!
SpusWidgetwatch: (I CONFESS!)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Damn you.)
fatalchocolate12: I'M THE KILLER, AND SPUS IS A COPYCATTING LIIIIIIIAR!!!!!
Kai Bahamut: OJ:*uses epic stab to kill you both*
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Kai Bahamut: And i get him off of all charges related to your murders.
fatalchocolate12: I use epicuncritandmakeintofail
fatalchocolate12: HE DIES MUAHAHAHAHAHA
SpusWidgetwatch: (Put all your ranks in Profession: Lawyer?)
Kai Bahamut: Hahahhaha
SpusWidgetwatch: (No wait, that's Bluff..)
Kai Bahamut: (I do want to put a lot of ranks into bluff. A villina lives or dies by how well he lies)
Kai Bahamut: anyway, what do i find out about our enemy?
SpusWidgetwatch: (I only got a +8 to Diplomacy. I'm a mediocre Diplomancer.)
fatalchocolate12: you find out they are a blessing upon their fair town, they are heroes of light in a dark time, blahblahblah<insert random praise here>
SpusWidgetwatch: (Find out if they have a woman obsessed with healing people among them <_<)
stabs felcher: right... anything useful?
Kai Bahamut: Hullo
fatalchocolate12: konnichiwa!
WarDragon 1984: Hai.
stabs felcher: meow
Kai Bahamut: First lets pour a 40 for our absent players. *takes out 40 gallons of dwarven ale*
stabs felcher: Muddy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kai Bahamut: Zarius:"The booze was getting old anyway. You can still lick the carpets if you want some"
stabs felcher: *does so* "Now this brings back memories.... never mind which*
fatalchocolate12: merry christmas and happy new year
SpusWidgetwatch: *Is tempted to make a dirty joke, but resists.*
WarDragon 1984: Everyone have a good holiday?
Kai Bahamut: Yes. I have money. Lots of christmas money. But it has to last until June.
fatalchocolate12: yeah, except for the school starting agin part
stabs felcher: I guess so. Uncle Paulie brought a bottle of gin that saved christmas!
SpusWidgetwatch: Eat a diet of Ramen Noodles and water alone.
SpusWidgetwatch: It'll last til then
WarDragon 1984: Yeah. The Spell Compendium, and Final Fantasy IV Advance were the highlights of mine.
fatalchocolate12: EXTERNAL HARDDRIVE!!!
stabs felcher: There's a FF4 advance? Much difference to the old one?
Kai Bahamut: Oo. I already eat a lot of ramen noodles
WarDragon 1984: First time I've played it, so I wouldn't know...
stabs felcher: o
SpusWidgetwatch: I was just playing it now heh
WarDragon 1984: heh
fatalchocolate12: is it any good?
Kai Bahamut: BOLT 2!
WarDragon 1984: I'm loving it.
SpusWidgetwatch: same as the other types, just got to the extra stuff
WarDragon 1984: You mean Thundara, don't you, Kai?
Kai Bahamut: RIght -_-
Kai Bahamut: BLIZARA!
stabs felcher: so we starting?
WarDragon 1984: anybody remember where we left off last time?
fatalchocolate12: you were going back to town, iirc
Kai Bahamut: WE had just gotten back to that city we helped, to drop off the soldiers we had found
Kai Bahamut: I need to stop in town to buy a couple of things
stabs felcher: I don't think Muddy has much money...
SpusWidgetwatch: (I think we shot down some plan to sneak into one of the forts what I remember)
WarDragon 1984: (yes, probably.)
Kai Bahamut: (I guess that means we stop at town to discuss our next plan of action)
SpusWidgetwatch: (It's 15 mins into the session and a commoner isn't dead yet. What's wrong with us?
WarDragon 1984: "Well, that wasn't the disaster it could have been, I suppose. Still discouraging.
fatalchocolate12: ok, so, you guys are getting back to town, and as soon as you set foot past its gates, the governer comes running up to you and is looking very nervous
stabs felcher: (You're right... who in the party is most like a commoner?)
WarDragon 1984: "
Kai Bahamut: *Blows up bob the epic commoner* There we are
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Erm... someone prettier 'n me go talk to 'im"
fatalchocolate12: (yeah, you do kill a lot of commoners. Don't worry, I'll change that soon)
Kai Bahamut: "Thats my job." I go up to the govener. "Has something happned?"
WarDragon 1984: I'll follow him, being all quiet and ominous.
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, thank god you are back! Our enemies from across the bay have found help of their own!"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Don't flatter yourself...I know warthogs more attractive than Muddy..."
WarDragon 1984: "Let me guess; are they called the Zeji?"
Kai Bahamut: "Son of a bitch. Do you know how strong they are?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "And I know pigs who rut less than you"
Kai Bahamut: I shake my head at that.
fatalchocolate12: "For the past 3 nights, we have been plagued by hit and run type attacks on our main buildings," and he points to where you vaguely remember a 40 foot building being.
SpusWidgetwatch: (It's our evil twins! Err...Good Twins!0
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Yar... any one get a look at the culprits?"
Kai Bahamut: "They demolished a building? Okay... that might be a problem. But if they havent seen our faces... Ive got it."
WarDragon 1984: "Well, they'll have a surprise waiting for them tonight."
fatalchocolate12: "No, we don't know who, but there are at least 4 of them. Some of us argue for 5, and even a few more say they saw 6! Please, help us!"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Don't worry... I'm sure that all 5 won't show up at the same time..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Four at most will be able to get their gear together and be here.."
Kai Bahamut: "If they have extras and their smart, they will hold them back in case something goes wrong."
fatalchocolate12: "Would you like to know what happend, or should I just point you in the right direction?"
Kai Bahamut: "Tell us what you know. If we know their capabilities the better we can prepare."
WarDragon 1984: "Tell us everything.'
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"General direction, I'm not as pessimistic as the dwarf- we ought to prepare for the worst."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "A fellow finds it hard to be optimistic when the gods themselves hunt us..."
Kai Bahamut: "The gods are not hunting us. We would have Demons or Celestials on our ass if they were."
fatalchocolate12: "Allright, from what we understand, the attacks begin with explosives going off. And believe you me, lots of explosives. If the building is still standing, then we see magic used to bring it down completely.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "And what of the bloody clouds that blow up all they touch? Ye say that's not a god?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"They generally dislike your boss you're so obsessed with ressurecting..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Sorry Sorry... continue..."
Kai Bahamut: "Magic. THey must have a spell caster."
WarDragon 1984: (I'm the one obssessed with ressurrecting the boss, not Muddy...)
stabs felcher: (Muddy is against Rezzing)
Kai Bahamut: "Or two."
fatalchocolate12: "Now, obviously, we fight back to seek revenge, but they are too damn strong for our troops. The first night they came, they killed at least a third of the active guards and wounded almost all the rest!"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Was to Kai.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "So you're saying this town is almost defenseless?" *licks lips*
fatalchocolate12: (active)
WarDragon 1984: "Down, Muddy."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Don't mind him. He's just hungry."
Kai Bahamut: (ah.) "Powerful Melee too. This could get ugly. If i can get what i need soon we might be able to head into the other town and cut down your problems..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah dinnow... what about waitin' here in ambush?"
fatalchocolate12: "The second night, they completely brought the building down without magical help, and we were unable to catch them. And last night, they decided to not only go for 3 individual buildings, but targeted all of our active guards
fatalchocolate12: that night!"
WarDragon 1984: "Yes, he's got a point; how do we know they wouldn't be waiting for us if we went over there?"
WarDragon 1984: "Damn..."
Kai Bahamut: "They certainly wouldnt expect a more powerful resistance waiting for them. And the reason they wouldnt be expecting us is because they shouldnt know about us.
Kai Bahamut: "Govener, i need to borrow a set of tclothes. I will head into the other town and try to find out about our foes."
fatalchocolate12: "Now, we hardly have a skeleton crew guarding our town, yet all our guards are at their posts. We need you to deal with them, because they have obviously outclassed us."
WarDragon 1984: "Alone, Zarius?"
Kai Bahamut: "You can come along if you want. Just be sure to take measures to disguise yourself. We dont know how much they know about us. Also be sure to have a good alias."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Yes, they slaughtering you horribly. I hope you have the sufficient funds to rehire our services?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (brb.)
Kai Bahamut: k)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "My alias is: "Skunky the Barfly", but I'll nay be sneakin' into a town. Not too quiet ye see..."
fatalchocolate12: (Wow, never thought I'd hear that from a dwarf. lol)
Kai Bahamut: "...were not sneaking in... Our goal is to look like travelers. On that note, hide your symbols of faith while were in town."
WarDragon 1984: (are we all going, now?)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Heh, I'm rather distinctive either way, ye know? Mayhaps I oughta stay behind?"
WarDragon 1984: "The more go, the more likely we are to attract unwanted attention..."
Kai Bahamut: (I suppose) "Also before i go, i would like a Garrote. (its a kind of wire/rope thing made for chokin." I turn to Muddy. "If you wish, but Eldan is right."
WarDragon 1984: (maybe Zarius should go alone... Muddy and Riza can't be trusted, and somebody's gotta stay and hold their leashes.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah know he's right... ah find it hard to disguise me better attributes." *he strokes his filthy beard*
fatalchocolate12: (you forgot maggot-infested as one of your adjectives)
Kai Bahamut: (Yar. Time for my gather information skill to pay dividends)
WarDragon 1984: (and untrained Disguise.)
Kai Bahamut: (with my charisma its doable and better yet, they shouldnt know my face at all.)
Kai Bahamut: "Govener, do you have a change of clothes i can borrow. That and a Garrote?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Oh sure...just because I act it and openly declare it, I'm untrustworthy. Pfft.)
fatalchocolate12: "I do have the clothes, but I don't have a Garrote. You might wanna try Meilem. He has all sorts of... fun things."
Kai Bahamut: "Meilem? Where can i find him?"
fatalchocolate12: "How about I just lead you to him? Fortunately, the only thing I had to do today was hope you came, mainly because my workplace was destroyed last night."
Kai Bahamut: "Excellent. Eldan, you and the two clerics help the citys guards men an the soldiers we found prepare a defense. Remember hot oil is your friend."
WarDragon 1984: "Right..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Hot oil was my friend... until the incident at the massage parlour..."
fatalchocolate12: hahaha
WarDragon 1984: (dude. Ewww.)
Kai Bahamut: (Oo)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Right. Does this town have an alchemist gov?"
fatalchocolate12: oh, and he started walking off toward Meilem's shop
Kai Bahamut: i follow him
WarDragon 1984: "Muddy, Riza, you should get to work healing the soldiers that are still wounded from the fort. We're going to need every man we can get."
fatalchocolate12: "A what? I'm sorry, but I don't know what you mean."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Some one who deals with chemical substances... alchemist's fire? Flaming oil? Thunder stones?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Should I get my healing boot ready? )
WarDragon 1984: "Heal them however you like, just heal them."
fatalchocolate12: "Hmm... I don't know who would specialize in selling that, but I think we have another reason to go to Meilem
stabs felcher: (Time o' day?)
fatalchocolate12: noon
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'll heal them...heal them to death!)
Kai Bahamut: (Unless you can make them zombies dont do that.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Wish I could.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Right, well were's this Meilem fellow... him an' I might just get along after all..."
fatalchocolate12: So, you arrive at Meilem's shop
fatalchocolate12: he's a pretty tall, imposing kind of guy. looks like a smuggler
Kai Bahamut: "Hello sir. I need a Garrote."
WarDragon 1984 has left the room.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza makes herself look just busy enough with the injured to not be scolded, but doesn't do much of anything.
stabs felcher: Muddy ignores his duty and waits to see what Meilem says....
fatalchocolate12: "Hey, governer, how are ya?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Where's WD?)
fatalchocolate12: I know not
Kai Bahamut: (it said he left. Guess his connection got interuppted)
fatalchocolate12: no, he's still online
stabs felcher: (says he's off for me)
fatalchocolate12: oh, didn't notice he logged off
fatalchocolate12: wierd
SpusWidgetwatch: (He hates us.)
Kai Bahamut: (Oo He'll be back...)
Kai Bahamut: (with any luck)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Greetings, Meneer Meilem. Might you deal in alchemical substances and the like?"
fatalchocolate12: (Why that ungrateful *&(#ing *&$#er! I'm gonna *&(# him up so !@#$ bad that he's gonna #$@% his eye's outta his #($*%&^ nose!!!)
Kai Bahamut: (They always come back...)
fatalchocolate12: "Alchemical substances? I get a lot of stuff, but I'm not always sure what it means. Could you be a little more specific?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "I mean alchemist's fire, flaming oil, tindertwigs, thunderstones, entangling bags..."
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, that stuff! Yeah, I get that. So, what'll ya have?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well take it all, if you hope to have any chance of the terrorists from the next town over not blowing up your store tonight..."
fatalchocolate12: "All of it? Now, I understand how much of a problem this is for everyone, but I am not forkin' over all of my 'alchemical substances' for free!"
Kai Bahamut: "We will return what goes unused. For all you know we mayt ake them down without needing a one."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Then burn. Look at it as an investment. You give us what we need to defeat these bastards, and tomorrow you get the prime pickings off their charred corpses."
fatalchocolate12: "Fine, but if I- Prime pickings you say? Well, we just might have a deal here."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Indeed. Now what do you have?"
fatalchocolate12: He goes to take stock
SpusWidgetwatch: (Take his stuff, skip town, sell it in another town <_<)
Kai Bahamut: I look around the shelves, seeing if he has a Garrote around.
fatalchocolate12: spot check
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Kai Bahamut: 15 total
fatalchocolate12: you lose
fatalchocolate12: you didn't take 20
Kai Bahamut: ><
fatalchocolate12: you passed, but you still lose
stabs felcher: (that would take 2 minutes... I'm sure he'd be back by then)
Kai Bahamut: (That and even on takign 20 due to penalties it would still be 19
fatalchocolate12: you see a shelf with a bunch of fun, yet perilously tortorous objects, and a garrote happens to be there
Kai Bahamut: "Hahah. Great."
Kai Bahamut: I grab the Garrote.
Kai Bahamut: "The ultimate in choking death. it dosent look dangerous either."
stabs felcher: Muddy *sniff* "But last night... you said I was the ultimate in choking death..."
Kai Bahamut: "Sorry. your being replaced. This works better than your dwarven hands."
Kai Bahamut: "Its other advantge is that it is far more portable."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Me pa always used ta say, "Any work not done with your hands is no such thing" "
fatalchocolate12: Ok, he's comin back, and he says he has 30 acids, 20 alchemist's fires, 9 smokesticks, 7 sunrods, 16 tanglefoot bags, and 15 thunderstones
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Interestin... I'm sure we can make somethin' nifty with this lot..."
Kai Bahamut: "Nice.We will need the acids,fires,tanglefoots and thunderstones and maybe the sunrods. Also i need this Garrote. Im going on a information gathering trip and if i have a chance to choke out one of our foes
Kai Bahamut: "
SpusWidgetwatch: (Flee to next town and sell them.)
fatalchocolate12: "Ok, I'll just need a down payment for this, even though I get best picking rights on their bodies."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now gov, pay the man."
fatalchocolate12: "30 gold."
stabs felcher: Muddy: *nudges governer* "go on..."
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, all right. But if you don't kill them, I want to be payed back triple!"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Deal."
Kai Bahamut: "You can negoiate the rest of our fee with Riza while i gather information. Now Meilem, how much is the Garrote?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now lets both cut of our pinkies to seal the promise."
fatalchocolate12: "The garrote? 3 gp."
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm like not there.)
Kai Bahamut: "Pinky swears do not work like that. And damn thats a lot." (i meant later he could talk with you about our fee. )
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm annoying the troops.)
Kai Bahamut: I pay him the gold for hte Garrote.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now governer, let's see these troops of yours..."
SpusWidgetwatch: (Riza negotiating. "Hey. *STAB IN THE FACE*. Nice doing business with you.")
Kai Bahamut: (that works too.) I change clothes (using a commoner style of dress) and begin the trek to the other town.
Kai Bahamut: (oh yeah, and im armed only with my Garrote, my fists, my spells and my wits.)
fatalchocolate12: was anyone else going with you?
stabs felcher: (I'm staying to prep the troops)
Kai Bahamut: (no. Eldan was going to stay and keep an eye on the clerics of death. They are sure to get into misadventures. Of killing.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (As I said, I'm torturing the troops. )
Kai Bahamut: (anyway, i go to the neighboring town.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Selling your booty?)
fatalchocolate12: (to gays?)
Kai Bahamut: (No. I am not a whore. I am a pimp. I need to go collect money from my Tiefling bitches.)
Kai Bahamut: "Only a 100gp? Is Zarius gonna have to whack a ho'?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (I meant his alchemical booty. Yer the ones with dirty minds.)
Kai Bahamut: (no. Im on a information gathering trip. And a 'choke the heroes to death' trip.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza kicks a soldier in the gut then walks away whistling.
Kai Bahamut: When i get to town i begin gathering information about their new help.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'll stop kicking you in the gut if you stop lying down and complaining about your lack of spleen."
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm a motivator.)
fatalchocolate12: (Is the spleen used for anything?
fatalchocolate12: )
Kai Bahamut: (Yes. It works kinda like your kidneys. But it is a very mysterious organ)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I dunno. Think it's pretty important to have though.)
fatalchocolate12: ok, so kai, roll your gather infor check
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Kai Bahamut: +7 to that
Kai Bahamut: 23 i think
fatalchocolate12: ... you figure out if OJ was innocent or not
SpusWidgetwatch: (You can add! Astounding.)
Kai Bahamut: (I know. Its incrediable. And i help OJ find the real killer)
fatalchocolate12: Which is...
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
fatalchocolate12: ME!
SpusWidgetwatch: (I CONFESS!)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Damn you.)
fatalchocolate12: I'M THE KILLER, AND SPUS IS A COPYCATTING LIIIIIIIAR!!!!!
Kai Bahamut: OJ:*uses epic stab to kill you both*
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Kai Bahamut: And i get him off of all charges related to your murders.
fatalchocolate12: I use epicuncritandmakeintofail
fatalchocolate12: HE DIES MUAHAHAHAHAHA
SpusWidgetwatch: (Put all your ranks in Profession: Lawyer?)
Kai Bahamut: Hahahhaha
SpusWidgetwatch: (No wait, that's Bluff..)
Kai Bahamut: (I do want to put a lot of ranks into bluff. A villina lives or dies by how well he lies)
Kai Bahamut: anyway, what do i find out about our enemy?
SpusWidgetwatch: (I only got a +8 to Diplomacy. I'm a mediocre Diplomancer.)
fatalchocolate12: you find out they are a blessing upon their fair town, they are heroes of light in a dark time, blahblahblah<insert random praise here>
SpusWidgetwatch: (Find out if they have a woman obsessed with healing people among them <_<)
stabs felcher: right... anything useful?