fatalchocolate12: "Rob you! Haha, I haven't ever done anything illegal in my life.
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
WarDragon 1984: 9 Sense Motive?
Kai Bahamut: (I do my own sense motive)
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Kai Bahamut: damn. got the same as him
fatalchocolate12: obviously, I will be rolling the bluff secretly
WarDragon 1984: (why isn't anybody with a wisdom score rolling it?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I have -1 wis mod heh)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
stabs felcher: (that's an 18)
Kai Bahamut: (so do i. Arent you a cleric spus?)
fatalchocolate12: he sounds like he's telling the truth
Kai Bahamut: what about the dwarf?
SpusWidgetwatch: (FS?WM, Wis is my dump stat)
stabs felcher: (I'm the dwarf. I got 18.)
WarDragon 1984: (well, damn)
stabs felcher: (18 check, not 18 wis ;_;-)
Kai Bahamut: I take a look at his dagger. "Than whats that for?"
WarDragon 1984: (does Felcher think he's lying?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (brb)
fatalchocolate12: sorry, puppies
Kai Bahamut: Right. Muddy got 18 on sense motive
fatalchocolate12: ok, you all think he's telling the truth
WarDragon 1984: (damn)
stabs felcher: (that's no reason not to rob him) Muddy's hands form a triangle and he says in a commanding voice: "Lie Down." (Command, Will DC 15)
fatalchocolate12: (does it matter if he actually is telling the truth?
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Kai Bahamut: (were evil. If hes got cash...)
Kai Bahamut: wow
fatalchocolate12: ... wow
SpusWidgetwatch: (Probably not.)
stabs felcher: (okay, he knows some guy in the shadows tried to mess with him)
fatalchocolate12: He turns around. "Who's there?"
Kai Bahamut: I use my lay on hands on him.
fatalchocolate12: does that do damage?
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Just training my girl, here" *he points to Riza* "Lie down!"
WarDragon 1984: (for a PoT, yes.)
Kai Bahamut: Mine does. I can do 6 damage a day
WarDragon 1984: (if you make a touch attack.)
Kai Bahamut: And i do all of it on him.)
fatalchocolate12: well, ff
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Go fark yourself."(annoyed)
fatalchocolate12: so, a ff touch attack would means he gets no bonuses?
stabs felcher: (yup, 10 flat. unless he has deflections?)
WarDragon 1984: (unless he has Deflection, Sacred, or Profane, yes)
Kai Bahamut: It hink i get BAB and flanking (i am trying to touch him from behind)
SpusWidgetwatch: (And he's Flat Footed
)
Kai Bahamut: Yep
fatalchocolate12: yeah, flanking because you 2 are flanking him
fatalchocolate12: so what's your total?
Kai Bahamut: 6 with bab...do multiple flanks count?
fatalchocolate12: how can you multiply flank someone?
Kai Bahamut: More than one person flanking
stabs felcher: (we're still about 10 feet away)
WarDragon 1984: (you only ever get 1 flank bonus)
WarDragon 1984: (and you add your Str)
Kai Bahamut: 8 total
fatalchocolate12: haha
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Slippery bastard" *he mutters to Riza*
fatalchocolate12: you missed a flat-footed touch attack on a target without deflection bonuses
Kai Bahamut: Low rolls suck
Kai Bahamut: "Hey hold still you got a bee on you..."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza moves to the guy, and puts a hand on his shoulder(Chill touch
)
fatalchocolate12: cold shoulder?
Kai Bahamut: Duh
fatalchocolate12: lol
SpusWidgetwatch: (1d6+1 str damage
)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Roll it?)
fatalchocolate12: yeah, roll
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Kai Bahamut: not a whole damn lot
fatalchocolate12: wow, you guys are supersuck today
SpusWidgetwatch: (Doh)3 damage, DC 14
SpusWidgetwatch: or lose 1 str
fatalchocolate12: or?
SpusWidgetwatch: (I cripple him minorly.)
fatalchocolate12: so, either he gets dealth 3 damage or loses 1str?
fatalchocolate12: dealt*
SpusWidgetwatch: (Both. He gets the 3 damage regardless.)
stabs felcher: (both if he fails the save. Damage only if not)
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
fatalchocolate12: ... wow
SpusWidgetwatch: (Bastard.)
fatalchocolate12: you guys are lucky you aren't in real combat
WarDragon 1984: "Pathetic." I back up 10 ft. and blast him.
stabs felcher: (that's it. I'm rolling initiative at him.)
fatalchocolate12: I can crit my characters to death
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
stabs felcher: yay for 11.
WarDragon 1984:
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Sorry, we have to avenge a small friend. If it's you anyway, if not, who cares."
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
stabs felcher: (damn 8 dex)
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
WarDragon 1984: crit check:
Kai Bahamut: 14
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
SpusWidgetwatch: (16)
fatalchocolate12: You think you hear profanity after you say small
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
WarDragon 1984: he takes 5 damage from my blast.
fatalchocolate12: damn
Kai Bahamut: whose next?
SpusWidgetwatch: (We just murdered a random Lv1 commoner didn't we?)
fatalchocolate12: actually, you killed him
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Alright, 1 down, 3 billion to go." *he checks off a list*
WarDragon 1984: "Perfect. Not only did you zealots blow our cover if the real theif was watching, now we have a body to hide."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"What a waste."*uses leftover charge of Chill Touch on the corpse.*
fatalchocolate12: you scrutinize his face, and he's elfish
Kai Bahamut: "...I know how to take care of a body..."
fatalchocolate12: elven, elf-like, whatever goddamn adjective you want
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Elves, eh? Well, let's see what goodees he had on him."
fatalchocolate12: to bad shorty isn't here
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Those are the ingredients for Valin's meal for that gnome's kids!"
Kai Bahamut: "Lets try that sack idea of yars muddy."
stabs felcher: (loot loot loot, stuff body in sack)
Kai Bahamut: Actually, we could have killed a levle 1 elf theif with bad con
Kai Bahamut: "Elves are rather fragile. This still could be our theif. Regardless...."
fatalchocolate12: 8 hp is not a lvl 1 with bad con
Kai Bahamut: Okay, it couldt be a lvl. 2 theif
SpusWidgetwatch: (He could of died from me grabbing his shoulder.
)
Kai Bahamut: What do we find on his corpse
fatalchocolate12: ok, it is really late here, I have a cold, and I feel like taking an 8 hour plus nap
stabs felcher: ... yes... but what's on ze corpse?
fatalchocolate12: well not really late, but late enough
Kai Bahamut: Tell us so we can end this session if youre so inclined. That way the next one can begin with 'hide the body' or 'feed Valin'
fatalchocolate12: you find enough to warrant soup for about 5 days for the lot of you
WarDragon 1984: ok, then.
stabs felcher: .
fatalchocolate12: and aside from the daggar, his body parts, and his clothes, there's nothing else
Kai Bahamut: "So hes a pauper. Dammit."
stabs felcher: No coin purse?
WarDragon 1984: "What a waste of effort." *takes Dagger*
fatalchocolate12: no
WarDragon 1984: (at least I can make AoOs now...)
Kai Bahamut: "Well... like i said. Well be cooking elf tommrow. And someone will be eating it."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Maybe I can find a cat to cure..."
fatalchocolate12: ... wtf man, you are EVIL
WarDragon 1984: "Any cats around here are probably someone's pet."
WarDragon 1984: (and that is getting old, man. Eating cats is twice as evil as killing random elves.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well, I don't want to eat a FERAL cat now, do I? I might catch a disease!"
stabs felcher: (cats would have probably been eaten in those days, but ok)
Kai Bahamut: "Youll eat some good clean elf. Or valin will. Anyway will find out what elf does taste like soon."
fatalchocolate12: ... well, thats a very good ingame aspiration
stabs felcher: (btw: cats>every animal except axelotel)
WarDragon 1984: (damn straight)
fatalchocolate12: (I'm not even gonna ask what an axelotel is)
SpusWidgetwatch: (If you get sqeamish, you do not do an evil campaign. Doing PG Evil is hard.)
Kai Bahamut: (Does the book of Cooking wtih Evil givea profane bonus to cooking? If it does its about to get used.)
stabs felcher: (oooh they're awesome. They're like a lizard fish that live underwater but they can breathe air too. And they have blindsense)
fatalchocolate12: goodnight, my crew of evil elfeating beings
Kai Bahamut: Were not eating elf yet...
WarDragon 1984: g'night
Kai Bahamut: night
Kai Bahamut has left the room.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza doesn't eat elf, she's just a sarcastic bitch
SpusWidgetwatch: seeya
fatalchocolate12 has left the room.
stabs felcher: soooo.... that was interesting.
Kai Bahamut has entered the room.
Kai Bahamut: k
Kai Bahamut: Now what?
stabs felcher: ^I like these characters we have...
Kai Bahamut: Do we use my profane cooking bonus?
stabs felcher: How awesome is it?
stabs felcher: This bonus?
Kai Bahamut: Dont know. Im gong to see if i get the right to have the first magic item. Though a profane bonus to cooking isnt that helpful...
WarDragon 1984: heh.
Kai Bahamut: Im sorry shorty missed this
WarDragon 1984: It actually gave you a profane bonus to a skill?
SpusWidgetwatch: It's inane enough, should be allowed
stabs felcher: Yeah I'll really fight you on that one. -I- wanted to be the cooking guy ;P
SpusWidgetwatch: How in the world do you exploit it?
Kai Bahamut: I dont know
stabs felcher: Hmmm... making a profane Heroes Feast to feed to our enemies?
Kai Bahamut: Im going to see if i can convince fatal to let it do that for me.
stabs felcher: think we earned any exp today?
WarDragon 1984: I doubt it.
Kai Bahamut: For a commner? no. For roleplay? Maybe
SpusWidgetwatch: Wait, if he's a Lv1 Elf Commoner, how can he have 8 HP?
stabs felcher: well it was pretty hard to kill that commoner... plus shorty killed a lvl 10 wizard!
Kai Bahamut: Maybe hes lvl 2, 3?
Kai Bahamut: No exp for that.
Kai Bahamut: Definitely
stabs felcher: damn. Epic power evades me.
SpusWidgetwatch: Got a chain shirt at least, damn 100gp price tag
Kai Bahamut: Got that for free yeah
stabs felcher: damn wrong size breastplates
SpusWidgetwatch: yes, sucks it's unbuyable at Lv1
stabs felcher: Is it? I bought it >_> (oops)
WarDragon 1984: Dude... you can wear armor made for humans with no problem.
SpusWidgetwatch: 100gp and I only got 90gp starting cash
stabs felcher: Yeah I thought so, DM said nothing sized for dwarfs.
stabs felcher: (my bad >_> okay, retrospectively, I stole a chain shirt too >_>)
WarDragon 1984: you're medium. That's all the armor cares about.
SpusWidgetwatch: Yeah, Elf, Human, Dwarf armor is one size fits all
SpusWidgetwatch: except Full Plate
SpusWidgetwatch: only exception
stabs felcher: Hmm... well, I'm heading back to the castle and hoping the armory didn't burn down.
Kai Bahamut: We could visit the other fort
WarDragon 1984: unless it's magic full plate. Then it's one size REALLY fits all.
stabs felcher: Really? It resizes?
Kai Bahamut: And see whats their
Kai Bahamut: *there
SpusWidgetwatch: Never made sense to me- if you find full plate for a giant, it resizes for a halfling?
stabs felcher: Does it? I think that's just accessories. Rings and such. I think armour is fixed size
Kai Bahamut: we cant afford magic stuff and probably wotn find it
Kai Bahamut: dont sweat it now
stabs felcher: won't find it! damn my plans to get rich and powerful....
Kai Bahamut: You can mine things if you want weatlh
Kai Bahamut: And you have some quarter century to do you thing.
Kai Bahamut: But my job is simpler: Destroy the Deij and/or bring back Martel
SpusWidgetwatch: As a DM, it's kinda hard balancing what to give the players really- especially since all thier enemies are humanoid
stabs felcher: I go quite a bit over the wealth/level system, when I DM
Kai Bahamut: Who says that? We could fight good dragons, rival orcs, random attck everyone monsters...
stabs felcher: but then I get excited easily by magickal items
WarDragon 1984: I'm with you on the Deji, at least. I think the Master would like to be avenged before he was brought back...
Kai Bahamut: If i get Martel back, my war will be pretty much over
stabs felcher: do we still have the corpse of our master?
WarDragon 1984: I have a lock of his hair.
WarDragon 1984: That's all Resurrection/Reincarnate needs, and more than True Ress. needs.
stabs felcher: ah. Where's his body?
WarDragon 1984: We were forced to abandon it in his castle.
Kai Bahamut: For Martel i may need true res unless those bastards let me view the body and take something.
WarDragon 1984: Because SOMEONE wouldn't help me carry it, and I have 7 Str.
stabs felcher: I wasn't there! (I'd probably have been on the Inevitable's side)
SpusWidgetwatch: It'd be out of char for Riza to be fiercely loyal.
SpusWidgetwatch: and I only have a flat 10 str.
Kai Bahamut: ditto
stabs felcher: We can only hope they didn't trap his soul.
Kai Bahamut: He was dead and gone when the Marut got em
WarDragon 1984: I think they have to be still alive for that...
stabs felcher: ah. Oh well. Hope lives yet...
Kai Bahamut: Hope to find out what elf tastes like
Kai Bahamut: Muddy and i will do the cooking i guess...
stabs felcher: ... why would you trust him to cook? Something might fall off him and into the broth...
WarDragon 1984: Why not Valin?
Kai Bahamut: Sure.
Kai Bahamut: Does cooking entail wisdom or int?
stabs felcher: Craft is Int, but profession is Wis
stabs felcher: depends how dedicated you are to the craft.
Kai Bahamut: I need a skill to make us money
Kai Bahamut: I hope it coutns as craft so i can us my int
Kai Bahamut: Otherwise ill let you cook like you wanted
Kai Bahamut: okay it says craft usally involves making something.
Kai Bahamut: I make food so i win!
stabs felcher: sweet.
Kai Bahamut: I guess im cooking on our adventures
stabs felcher: I make corpses. Can I take Craft: Dead and use it in place of attack/damage rolls?
Kai Bahamut: No its a profession
stabs felcher: Ah, even better, I can use Wis
Kai Bahamut: Haahha.
stabs felcher: if it was a profession I would get paid. Where's this damn elf live? We can steal his house
Kai Bahamut: If we had the deed to his house.
SpusWidgetwatch: What if he has a wife and kids?
WarDragon 1984: we know he's married; he was asking for paper to write to his wife.
stabs felcher: Hmmm... Prophit!
stabs felcher: ^profit i mean
Kai Bahamut: Killing a family and then moving in is rather blantatn
stabs felcher: Okay, I'll console the wife... then MARRY her
Kai Bahamut: What did i say about half dwarf elf?
stabs felcher: right right sorry
SpusWidgetwatch: Yes, don't kill them, sell them in slavery appropriate for them.
Kai Bahamut: Which wast eh plan witht he first elf we had
stabs felcher: pfft... kids have wimpy arms. they can't carry much candy at all
Kai Bahamut: We can raise him and warp his mind to serve evil
Kai Bahamut: I know! You can raise him like a dwarf!
stabs felcher: Yay! Erm... Muddy wouldn't know how...
stabs felcher: he was outcast 110 years ago.
Kai Bahamut: Fine ill raise teh kid
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza would probably kill them when they got on her nerves too much- bad step mother
Kai Bahamut: Oo
Kai Bahamut: I wouldnt want her as a step mother for my soon-to be new elf child
stabs felcher: Alright, at the very least we got a few good sacrifices
Kai Bahamut: yeah
stabs felcher: ah well I better be out of here. See you next week
Kai Bahamut: *wants to raise kid as wizard* If i die, im making a fighter wizard.
Kai Bahamut: Ill have feats out the wazoo....
stabs felcher: (that is where feats come from)
Kai Bahamut: Better yet... nah ill cross that bridge when i reach it
Kai Bahamut: I gotta get some sleep... see yall later
WarDragon 1984: g'night
Kai Bahamut has left the room.
You have just entered room "chat40568696991676195726."
Kai Bahamut has entered the room.
Kai Bahamut: booyaka
stabs felcher: *pew pew!*
Kai Bahamut: huh?
stabs felcher: >_> I'm two guns Calahan! And *pew pew* means you fall down now
Kai Bahamut: *falls down*
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Kai Bahamut: *and stays down*
Kai Bahamut: Well are we gonna try and start and then let the others catch up wehn they arrive?
stabs felcher: wait!Shorty stack's here!
ShortyStack825 has entered the room.
Kai Bahamut: yay
SpusWidgetwatch: afk
ShortyStack825: Sry you guys I cant play tonight
Kai Bahamut: dammit
ShortyStack825: My other comp is still down and my parents need this computer
stabs felcher: AGUBLAGU!
fatalchocolate12: A;RLGKJAOFOAIERJOI
ShortyStack825: The ther Comp should d be up pretty soon after christmas
Kai Bahamut: Come back if you can. We will save some elf for you. Oh yeah, OAJKDLJAFOKCMAPPJN
ShortyStack825: Sorry
ShortyStack825: jsdhbfgjsabfhjfvbexfbgvkjdbvkjadvbskdjvbmndsfgvbsdjkf
ShortyStack825: =Its not my fault
Kai Bahamut: We know
ShortyStack825: Well it sorta is
ShortyStack825: I downloaded too much pr0n
stabs felcher: did you pee in the other comp?
ShortyStack825: not yet
ShortyStack825: sso, welllll...bye
stabs felcher: ;_;
Kai Bahamut: Pr0n. Theres never enough room for it.
Kai Bahamut: bye.
ShortyStack825 has left the room.
Kai Bahamut: ...Well do we want to begin and hope War dragon shows up?
fatalchocolate12: yeah
Kai Bahamut: hooray!
fatalchocolate12: should I play shorty's character?
Kai Bahamut: Lets do the 'change recetn history thing'
stabs felcher: yeah that.
fatalchocolate12: how?
Kai Bahamut: "What do you mean? Shes been at the villiage training soldiers the whole time." *wink
fatalchocolate12: Oh, I thought you meant, "Valinducia who?"
stabs felcher: *also winks, but very obviously*
Kai Bahamut: Zarius: "We have a problem on our hands. But i have an idea. Muddy, do you still have that burlap sack?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Of course! I sleep in it..."
Kai Bahamut: "Good. Stuff our elf into the bag. Look for a empty kitchen, somewhere fit to prepare a meal. i will got to market and buy some needed untensils."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Aye, the dwarf'll do yer dirty work." *mashes elf's body into bad* ... "Now... a kitchen, eh?"
Kai Bahamut: "Yes. That lucky gnomes family will be eating elf tonight."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "So yer gonna give him a free meal? What do we get to eat?"
Kai Bahamut: "You can keep some of the elf soup once its ready. As long as we get rid of the body in a way it wont show up again."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Feed it to a bunch o' diamond grubs eh? Alright, now where's a kitchen?"
SpusWidgetwatch: (Back, tired as all hell heh)
Kai Bahamut: I start walking towards the market place. When i get there i pick up the raw stuff needed to make soup, including some herring
Kai Bahamut: The herring is for cutting down the mightiest tree in the forst.
Kai Bahamut: *forest
fatalchocolate12: Did you guys know there is a kitchen in the tavern? (hint, hint)
fatalchocolate12: wait, a herring is a fish, right?
Kai Bahamut: Yes.
stabs felcher: Muddy heads toward the tavern, a bleeding sack over his shoulder
Kai Bahamut: or do you not know that joke.
stabs felcher: "Come on Riza, come help Uncle Muddy with the rowdy locals."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I Just find cannibalism disgusting. Systematic slaughter is fine, but you can keep your elf meal to yourselves..."
fatalchocolate12: I know the thing about a red herring being a liar, but nothing involving trees
Kai Bahamut: Its a monty python joke
fatalchocolate12: ok, you don't need to say anymore
fatalchocolate12: ok, at the sight of blood, the townsfolk look at you funny
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well I'm not goin' ta eat the thing. Though it's good if it means he won't be raised from the dead..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Slaughtered a... a yak. Mind if I cook it up fer the lot of us?"
Kai Bahamut: (there shouldnt be blood. we wasted him with a chill touch)
fatalchocolate12: really?
fatalchocolate12: ok, no blood, no funny looks
SpusWidgetwatch: (Yes, I am Riza, ninjitsu master with secret nerve holds.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: *phew* "Never mind me lads, just cookin' up a yak that I killed without makin' it bleed."
Kai Bahamut: I go back to the in with the needed raw food stuff and go into the kitchen. "Quiet muddy."
fatalchocolate12: ... you get funny looks for the without makin' it bleed part
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Aye, as ye like." Muddy heads back to the tavern for a few drinks.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'll uhh....keep watch?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now who's up fer a drinkin' competition?"
Kai Bahamut: "Thank you Riza." I go into the kitchen, cover the windows up best i can and get to work.
Kai Bahamut: (How long does it take for one to prepare elf anyway?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (They should list that sort of thing in the BoVD <_<)
stabs felcher: (probably a minute a pound?)
Kai Bahamut: That means im likely in their for over an hour working to make elf soup and possibly elf jerky and other treats.
fatalchocolate12: avg weight for an elf is like 80 right?
SpusWidgetwatch: (Like 100 I think- do we cut off the head? Is it like chicken?)
fatalchocolate12: 100 for an elf?
SpusWidgetwatch: (Adult Male- they're scrawny, but not anorexic.
fatalchocolate12: k
SpusWidgetwatch: (85lbs(x1d6 on the SRD)
Kai Bahamut: (thank the evil lords for a evil cookbook. Im sure thers at least a couple evil gods liking this.)
fatalchocolate12: so, muddy takes 2 hours for the elf (it takes extra time to squeeze the jelly out of its eyeballs, grind it's fingernails into seasoning, and other fun stuff)
Kai Bahamut: (im cooking)
stabs felcher: (I'm drinking)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm cracking a short joke.)
fatalchocolate12: (I'm laughin)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Dinner will be ready shortly."(Is that enough to piss a gnome off?)
fatalchocolate12: No, he took some beer, so he's not feelin to perceptive right now
Kai Bahamut: I come out of the kitchen with some bound jerky strips and give them to muddy. "Heres some extra food for the trip." And then i turn ot the gnome. "Im sorry.
SpusWidgetwatch: (DAMMIT)
Kai Bahamut: I wasnt able to find the bastard who took your money. But i did make some soup so that at least tonight your family wont grow hungry."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Thanks Zar, these'll do me well on the trip."
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, why thank you very much." He's still kinda buzzed
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Yes. It's an elven recipe."
fatalchocolate12: AHAHAHA
Kai Bahamut: "Theres a big thing of soup on the table for ya in the ktichens. Just be sure to return it to the hotel."
fatalchocolate12: ok, Riza gets an extra 100 exp for that
stabs felcher: Muddy: *whispers* "and the bones?"
Kai Bahamut: I get up and go upstairs and have a good laugh before coming back down.
fatalchocolate12: hey, I just realized I didn't give you guys exp for last times encounter
stabs felcher: ...
Kai Bahamut: "Ground up into powder that im carrying. Bone dust is used in maney necromantic rituals. Good thing to keep handy for selling."
Kai Bahamut: Do you mena the elf t?
fatalchocolate12: ok, that was really low action, but you all did very well on the part in the fortress, so 250 exp
Kai Bahamut: yay
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Aye, well, what more do you lot have to do in this pissant town? I'm wantin' ta head south to check the other fortress.."
Kai Bahamut: "We will go do that." I go to the gnome. "Me and my friends have to leave town now. Previous promises made. I hope you get back on your feet."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Mm... I prefer to travel by night anyhow. Should we head off now?"
fatalchocolate12: "Well, we do have a storyteller come here about every 5 weeks or so, and he said he would be in tomorrow. He is very talented, so you might wanna stay for that."
Kai Bahamut: I think it over. "whad sort of stories does he tell?"
fatalchocolate12: Well, he tells us of other lands, of strange creatures, of legends, and of other interesting stuff.
fatalchocolate12: " "
stabs felcher: Muddy: "A story teller...? Would he know any stories about dwarven culture?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"They all get drunk then attack something with axes?"
fatalchocolate12: "I can't tell you for sure, but he most likely does
fatalchocolate12: ."
stabs felcher: Muddy: *takes notes on what Riza says*
Kai Bahamut: "Then lets stay the night and hopefully he will be worht listnening to. If not we have to head out immediatley."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Horribly disgusting foul little fat bastards."
fatalchocolate12: (I so agree)
Kai Bahamut: "Watch your mouth. Dwarfs are pretty damn tough and can out forge just about any human."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Yes... well... " *manifests Cause Light Wounds* "Can't you forgive this one dwarf?" *muddy offers his hand.*
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Go run yourself through a river."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Maybe I'll take you fer company..."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "See who can hold their breath the longest..."
Kai Bahamut: I sigh and shake my head. "Does this tavern have a selection of books i could read?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'll give you head start."
fatalchocolate12: "Yes, every room has 3 books."
Kai Bahamut: "Thank you." i head up to my room and read my books until i go to sleep.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Aye, I heard yer good at given head..... starts... It's written on walls all over the realms"