Session #6: The Final Insult

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You have just entered room "notgood."
SpusWidgetwatch has entered the room.
WarDragon 1984 has entered the room.
WarDragon 1984: Well, this is a pleasant surprise!
fatalchocolate12: yo
Kai Bahamut: Let the conquest begin-......
Kai Bahamut: now!
WarDragon 1984: Glad to see my worries about the state of the game were unfounded. ^_^
Kai Bahamut: No they were founded
WarDragon 1984: hmmm.... there does seem to be a notable lack of villainous PCs present and accounted for.
fatalchocolate12: it's not 6, but we have more than half, so I=Happy!
Kai Bahamut: Last time i DMed what may be a one shot.
stabs felcher: noooo! Bring back the Calzone golem!
WarDragon 1984:
Kai Bahamut: Ill make one in the evil campaign
fatalchocolate12: oh, yeah, that was frickin hilarious
WarDragon 1984: ...calzone... golem?
Kai Bahamut: 10,000 gold and a few spells will get you one
Kai Bahamut: Yes.
WarDragon 1984: ok....
Kai Bahamut: A baked confectionary of doom
fatalchocolate12: and I knocked off it's armor and went afk... err, got knocked out
Kai Bahamut: Its was a CR3 encounter.
Kai Bahamut: The monk/cleric got whacked and went into negative hp but it finally dropped after its head nearly got cut off
WarDragon 1984: Interesting.
Kai Bahamut: Alos, thanks to a horrible failure to sunder a couch, i have the seed of the next adventure planted
fatalchocolate12: oh, yeah
stabs felcher: SEED?! More like big f-in' godly inescapable beanstalk!
WarDragon 1984: That was you?!
fatalchocolate12: no, I didn't fail the sundering of a couch
Kai Bahamut: Well yes. You dont have to do his quest right now. HEs chaotic. You can take your time
WarDragon 1984: I know I saw somebody fail on the Favorite Quotes thread...
SpusWidgetwatch: You can't technically sunder a coach- it can't put up opposition.
fatalchocolate12: he failed to break the couch in 2
stabs felcher: *votes*
Kai Bahamut: Right. There were some animated objects involved so i figured it be fun to give the couch a chance to oppose the roll
Kai Bahamut: It made Kord weep.
fatalchocolate12: It made me cry
Kai Bahamut: And then he came down and gae the characters a quest for repentance
fatalchocolate12: and I was afk for that part too
WarDragon 1984: Heh.
fatalchocolate12: so, does anyone wanna start? I mean, it'd be cool to just waste all day doin this lol
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
stabs felcher: no it wouldn't, let's start
WarDragon 1984: Sure, as long as we can break for food at some point.
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Kai Bahamut: First lets test the die. Most people with AIM triton have trouble seeing their rolls
fatalchocolate12: figures
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
fatalchocolate12: stupid aim triton
WarDragon 1984: I got a 5.
Kai Bahamut: You got a 20
WarDragon 1984: of course, I'm not using AIM triton, whatever that is.
Kai Bahamut: The only bad news is we can lie about your rolls
WarDragon 1984: no, you got a 20. I clearly see a 5.
fatalchocolate12: yeah, but you can't lie about your roll because for some reason I can see them
Kai Bahamut: Right
Kai Bahamut: Odd that.
stabs felcher: Fatal can't you use an old AIM? That's what this guy I know does when he plays
Kai Bahamut: Can you still use your old version?
WarDragon 1984: what's causing this invisible rolls thing?
SpusWidgetwatch: We kill a commoner yet?
fatalchocolate12: lawl
fatalchocolate12: sure, hold on
Kai Bahamut: *stabs commoner*
Kai Bahamut: We could have killed that fancy ass paladin dude and his friends.
fatalchocolate12 has left the room.
Kai Bahamut: Jonny would have wiped the paladin down with Riza or Eldan helping him, Muddy and the soldiers would have killed the cleric and the Wizard would die at my hands in a few turns
SpusWidgetwatch: Stupid Dues Ex Machina.
WarDragon 1984: There was a machine?
Kai Bahamut: No gods froma machine
Kai Bahamut: Gods yes. Machines no..
SpusWidgetwatch: Term for fights you can't possibly win, but are put in anyway
SpusWidgetwatch: only to be saved by some third party source
fatalchocolate12 has entered the room.
fatalchocolate12: there we go
WarDragon 1984: I know what it means. I was attempting humor.
Kai Bahamut: Its a contrived solution to a insolvable problem
WarDragon 1984: and failing, apparently.
Kai Bahamut: We could have won without his awsome damage reduction and super-stab me trick
fatalchocolate12: true, but he has the awesome damage reduction and super-stab me trick
fatalchocolate12: and there were only 3 of you, so I had only 3 of your "buddies"
stabs felcher: yeah that was fun. moving right along, can we start?
fatalchocolate12: unless my computer explodes, yes
fatalchocolate12: so last time you guys wer-*boom*
WarDragon 1984: So, last time we'd just been told by the god of balance to head back to the keep (again) and pick up some badass weapons.
Kai Bahamut: ...And so help that god if they arent badass
fatalchocolate12: they are badass, lemme assure you of that
Kai Bahamut: good. Im a bit of a power player
SpusWidgetwatch: Can I stab the god in the eye instead?
Kai Bahamut: We left off with the party getting ready to sleep before heading out in the morning to the keep
WarDragon 1984: Can't wait to see what you got for the warlock...
fatalchocolate12: if you can find the head of a disembodied voice/god and still want to stab him, be my guest
SpusWidgetwatch: Then my scythe becomes a "Scythe of God-Eye Stabbing"
fatalchocolate12: Riza?
Kai Bahamut: I stab the empty air.
fatalchocolate12: you guys have read too much 8-bit theater
fatalchocolate12: ...
fatalchocolate12: STABBITY DEATH TO ALL!!!
SpusWidgetwatch: Magic Missile to the air.
Kai Bahamut: I attack the darkness!
WarDragon 1984: (>_<)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Blasted bloody deities... thinking they c'n stick thar nose in Muddy Grae Calahan's business! Well me pretties, how 'bout a nap?"
Kai Bahamut: "Yes. I need to go help coordinate the towns defenses but i will join you shortly."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'm not your pretty. How's that rigor mortis going Zarius?"
Kai Bahamut: "Im stiff all over."
Kai Bahamut: "Wanna see?"
fatalchocolate12: (bad idea, she'll cut it off)
Kai Bahamut: (Indeed)
stabs felcher: Muddy: *takes out bedroll* "We should huddle together for warmth. Come here Eldan
WarDragon 1984: "As I see it, he was trying to help us, in a divinely ham-handed fashion. Might as well take his advice about those weapons."
fatalchocolate12: You know, the town is like 20 feet away
WarDragon 1984: "Not a chance in the burning depths of hell, Muddy. I'm going back to town."
Kai Bahamut: I go into the town and look for any signs of damage.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Doesn't mean I don't want to stab whatever the hell it is in the eye."
Kai Bahamut: "I just realized that it was light when we fell earlier, and now its dark. Those bastards had better not attacked while we were gone."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Stupid gods..." Riza goes to town to investigate.
fatalchocolate12: so, you guys take the laborious 20 foot walk to town and after you see battlemarks that were left after you had your rumble, the town looks regular
WarDragon 1984: "Everything looks to be intact..."
Kai Bahamut: "Hopefully that near defeat for them was oppresieve enough that they will stay away from the town."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "You fools! It's probably a trap! Yes... a trap" *lies down*
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Hell of a walk..."
Kai Bahamut: "Just horrible."
Kai Bahamut: I go to the barracks,give them genereal advice regareding their opponents. (Kill the mage, then the cleric, then the melee fighters.) and then go to a inn and sleep
fatalchocolate12: The big cheese of the town walks up to you and freaks out like a fangirl
Kai Bahamut: "Yes?"
WarDragon 1984: "What?"
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, thank the stars you are back! Those monsters would have destroyed our town but they decided to chase after you instead."
Kai Bahamut: "They wasted their time. Hopefully they will retreat to their town and lick their wounds for a few days."
WarDragon 1984: "Which will give us the time we need to prepare for them."
fatalchocolate12: did you guys actually inflict damage on them?
Kai Bahamut: (Yes. I had my spiked chain wrapped around the wizars throat, Jonny was raging and hurting the paladin and muddy hit the cleric at least once
fatalchocolate12: oh, yeah, choking
fatalchocolate12: forgot about that
fatalchocolate12: "Of course, where did you go?
Kai Bahamut: "Long story short, we got a reliable tip for some weapons."
Kai Bahamut: .
SpusWidgetwatch: (I smacked the Paladin upside witht he scythe once)
fatalchocolate12: "All... right? Anyways, we need to protect the town now because we are expecting a massive attack?"
WarDragon 1984: "How soon?"
fatalchocolate12: whoops, scratch last ?
Kai Bahamut: "Another? Christ."
Kai Bahamut: *Hextor.
stabs felcher: Muddy: *in forest* "Lemme sing ye a song, a little dwarven ditty..."
fatalchocolate12: "We don't know, but it will come."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "About yer father's dong, and me mumma's titties..."

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fatalchocolate12: wtf?
WarDragon 1984: "Nobody wants to hear that, Muddy."
Kai Bahamut: (lol)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"You won't sing if you wish to retain your vocal cords."
Kai Bahamut: "Dammed dwarf. In that case i need acess to your troops. Im going to drill them and turn them into real men. Divide them into units, the whole bit."
fatalchocolate12: "Don't worry, we had Timmet work on that while you were gone."
stabs felcher: (how far away is fortress?)
Kai Bahamut: "Very good."
Kai Bahamut: (A few days walk i think)
WarDragon 1984: (who's Timmet, again?)
fatalchocolate12: "He tells me we have 8 units of 15 to 18 fighters each
WarDragon 1984: (we oughta see if they have any horses we can borrow, to get there faster.)
Kai Bahamut: "Excellent. Are they any horses you can spare?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: *calls out* "Gemme a war dog!"
fatalchocolate12: "Yes. We have enough for 5 per regiment."
Kai Bahamut: "We need to borrow 4."
WarDragon 1984: (Dogs are for Small creatures, Dwarves are Medium)
stabs felcher: Muddy: *grumpy* "Ah said a wardog!"
Kai Bahamut: "Your getting a horse."
Kai Bahamut: "Unless you care to walk?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Give the dumbass a dog. When he breaks it's back, then he walks."
WarDragon 1984: "He'll damn well ride a horse, if that's all there is. We can't afford to be slowed up or separated."
Kai Bahamut: "Dogs shouldnt be wasted like that. Our opponetns if they know fire ball are sure to know invisiblty. Its one thing to be invisible and to sneak up on gurads
Kai Bahamut: But quite another when when a dog is around to sniff them out."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"But it'll be fun, we can throw balls to his dog, and he'll run off, dragging muddy along to Fetch it."
fatalchocolate12: lol
fatalchocolate12: I can see it now...
stabs felcher: (fatal can you see your rolls?)
fatalchocolate12: "Wot th' bluddy hell are you doin', mutt?"
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
fatalchocolate12: lol, 20 again
Kai Bahamut: yep
WarDragon 1984: "Besides, dogs are slower, and we have no time to waste."
SpusWidgetwatch: (Good, make him wastes his 20s now.)
WarDragon 1984: (I'm not liking that trend...)
Kai Bahamut: (At least he wasnt rolling to see if i die... again
fatalchocolate12: well... //roll-dice 1 - sides 20
fatalchocolate12: lol
Kai Bahamut: "Ill go get the horses. Could you dierect me towards the stables mayor?"
fatalchocolate12: "Well... you need to be back as soon as possible because of our enemies across the bay."
Kai Bahamut: "I hope it comes soon while were here so i wont have to worry about that."
fatalchocolate12: he leads you to t3h stables
Kai Bahamut: I pick out 4 good looking horses and ask the stable master. "Are these fresh?"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"If we aren't back before they arrive, use the goats."
fatalchocolate12: "They're livin', right?"
WarDragon 1984: "That's why we're taking the horses. To get back as quickly as possible."
Kai Bahamut: "Dont make me find a new stable master. They seem okay."
WarDragon 1984: brb, fire drill
Kai Bahamut: (k)
stabs felcher: Muddy: *from forest* "Hellooooooo..... did someone ferget the dwarf? Ah'm just here... eaten all the rations in case they get stolen..."
SpusWidgetwatch: (How thoughtful)
Kai Bahamut: "Get into town and get on your horse. We have a good moon tonight so lets ride."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah thought we were havin' a rest now? Who's gonna keep Muddy warm the whole night through?!"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Your worms."
Kai Bahamut: "Fire."
fatalchocolate12: bengay on your crotch
stabs felcher: Muddy: *cast's searing light* "aaaahhhhh...."
Kai Bahamut: "...He sleeps in the woods tonight."
WarDragon 1984: (back.)
WarDragon 1984: "Let's get moving. We need to get those weapons and get back here before our counterparts spring any other surprises on us."
Kai Bahamut: "Exactly. We will rest once we are good in the forest. Wild animals are less bothersome than people."
SpusWidgetwatch: brb
fatalchocolate12: so, I assume you guys take the horsies and go?
Kai Bahamut: yep
Kai Bahamut: Ride until we reach the keep.
stabs felcher: Muddy: *wanders out of forest.* "Where's me dog?"
Kai Bahamut: "you ride the horse."
fatalchocolate12: taking the path or goin through the forest
Kai Bahamut: I prefer the forest. Hulk dosent want to attract attention by going down the road
WarDragon 1984: Forest.
stabs felcher: Muddy *looks at horse* "Aw, ye got me a dog ye sweet man!"
Kai Bahamut: "...Yes. Yes i did."
WarDragon 1984: Eldan heaves a very deep sigh.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now someone tie me to it's underbelly and let's get goin."
Kai Bahamut: "Its not suprising. Most barbarian tribes when first introduced to horses mistook them for other animals."
Kai Bahamut: "You ride on top
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Agu?"
WarDragon 1984: "Get on the horse. Now."
fatalchocolate12: wow, I never knew muddy was a pothead
Kai Bahamut: I pat the top of the horse."
Kai Bahamut: "On here."
WarDragon 1984: I demonstrate how to mount a horse.
WarDragon 1984: And if nobody else does, I leave without them.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Alright, help a stout fella up then...."
Kai Bahamut: I give him a hand up.
fatalchocolate12: if I had a character, I would be sniggering
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Thanks Zar! I know who's keepin' me warm tonight!" *rides after Eldan*
Kai Bahamut: "...I volunteer for watch."
WarDragon 1984: I swear I will blast you if you try it.
Kai Bahamut: "He wanst talking to you."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza: (Whispering) "Can we kill Muddy?)
stabs felcher: Muddy *whispering* "Okay, I'll do it tonight!"
WarDragon 1984: (whispers to Riza) "I'll get back to you on that."
fatalchocolate12: so you are goin through the woods on horses?
Kai Bahamut: I also whisper. "No. But if we fight a dragon or a demon, guess whose the sacrifice."
Kai Bahamut: Yes)
fatalchocolate12: ok, that makes it kinda tough because there ain't much leg room
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza: (Whispering) "You Sure? I'd be offended myself if someone tried to sacrifice him to me."
Kai Bahamut: (whisper) "It always worth a shot."
fatalchocolate12: k, takes 2 days
Kai Bahamut: "What we need is a way past the guards. Everyone get ready to take notes of their patrol routes and when they change guards."
stabs felcher: Muddy *gets ready, whatever that means*
WarDragon 1984: "Right. We should leave the horses a short way off from teh keep, they're easier to spot."
Kai Bahamut: "Good idea."
stabs felcher: (can we see this keep yet?)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Can't we just lie and say we're not here to brutally murder them all?)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "but Paladins never lie!" *puffs out chest*
Kai Bahamut: "I hope we could do something similar to sneaking our way in."
Kai Bahamut: "And im the paladin here."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Okay Muddy, you walk up to them and tell them exactly what you plan on doing to them."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"The Rest of us will sneak in."
WarDragon 1984: (there's a thought.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah, a master tactician ye are! The ol' diversion eh?"
WarDragon 1984: "Sounds good to me."
SpusWidgetwatch: (And Riza was just being spiteful.)
Kai Bahamut: "Its not a bad idea. Lets do it."
stabs felcher: (alright, can we see the keep fatal?)
WarDragon 1984: (we're evil. All our best ideas are spiteful.)
fatalchocolate12: yes, you see the keep
WarDragon 1984: Guards?
stabs felcher: (and....)
fatalchocolate12: there aren't that many patrol's actually, you only see 2 over a period of 5 minutes
SpusWidgetwatch: (How many per patrol?)
WarDragon 1984: "Shouldn't be too hard to slip past..."
stabs felcher: (how many in the patrols? Horseback or on foot?)
fatalchocolate12: 4
Kai Bahamut: "They dont expect anyone to return."
fatalchocolate12: and, at all the entrances, there are 2 not-completely alert guards
WarDragon 1984: "We'll have to take them out fast and quietly... or find an entrance they haven't covered."
Kai Bahamut: "Or a very good distraction."
WarDragon 1984: *looks at Muddy*
Kai Bahamut: "Something to lure them away from their posts."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Got it!" *unmounts* "I'll sing em me song ah didn't get ta finish!"
Kai Bahamut: *I ready my Garrote*
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Yes. You do that."
stabs felcher: (night or day fatal?)
Kai Bahamut: "Go for the vocal cords."
fatalchocolate12: midday
WarDragon 1984: "We may want to wait until nightfall. They'll be less alert, and the cover of darkness will help the rest of us slip past."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Unless they have a fresh nightwatch or something."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah reckon we go now... they'll never espect it in the middle of the day!"
WarDragon 1984: I sigh again.
Kai Bahamut: "True. Ill do the talking if we get caught. Hextor help us if theres a paladin on campus."
WarDragon 1984: (campus?)
Kai Bahamut: (Grounds, here what ever.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "When I went ta school there was a werewolf on campus..."
WarDragon 1984: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
Kai Bahamut: (Obscure refrence/10)
WarDragon 1984: "Whatever. Let's just get this done."
fatalchocolate12: so are you gonna ambush some dudes, try and sneak in, use a diversion, or any combination of those?
stabs felcher: Walk up and talk to them.
WarDragon 1984: (diversion it is, then.)
fatalchocolate12: kk
WarDragon 1984: (the rest of us make sneaky-like, and kill anyone who sees us)
fatalchocolate12: allright
stabs felcher: Muddy swaggers up to the side gate. "'Ey fellas... mighty fine day we're havin, just standing roun' not bein' evil..."
fatalchocolate12: ok, you are rolling a bluff for this
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now, whar's me toothpick"
Kai Bahamut: (Are there any gaps in the wall i could sneak through?)
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
fatalchocolate12: ok, you need to beat 8
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
stabs felcher: (16)
Kai Bahamut: Okay
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SpusWidgetwatch: ("Move along, Mr. Non-evil sir.)
stabs felcher: (oh wait it's class, lemme look it up if I actually have RANKS)
fatalchocolate12: "Why, yes it is a fine day."
WarDragon 1984: I think I'll just take 10...
fatalchocolate12: no, no cracks in the wall
Kai Bahamut: (dosent matter. you win.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "So, Deij eh? Say, what's the name of yer leader?"
fatalchocolate12: You don't know?
Kai Bahamut: I take 10 on my hide and move silently checks looking for a way in. (no.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Guess I'll do the same with my whopping +0 Dex Mod?)
Kai Bahamut: I whisper. "Eldan, do your remember any secret passageways or some way around teh walls?"
WarDragon 1984: (do I, fatal?)
fatalchocolate12: Her name is Miaurillux Delee. A fine woman, she is. Say, what are you doin around here?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Used ta live roun' here a while back. Miaurillux Delee ye say? Does she see pilgrims come to pay homage to her?"
Kai Bahamut: (Shes not a goddess. I think. I hope.)
fatalchocolate12: (I don't think she's a goddess, just a regular, ordinary leader of a fanatically lawful good organization)
WarDragon 1984: (do I remember any secret passages or suchlike?)
fatalchocolate12: (make a knowledge: local check I guess
stabs felcher: (but I'm asking them if she does)
WarDragon 1984: (I lived here most of life, as a fairly trusted servent. That give me any kind of bonus on the check?)
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
SpusWidgetwatch: (You get Amnesia.)
fatalchocolate12: "No, she doesn't do things like that. there's not enough time in the day. This base of ours is taking a bit more work than we expected to rennovate then we first thought."
fatalchocolate12: I'd say about +4
WarDragon 1984: (so, a 6 gets me squat, then?)
fatalchocolate12: sorry, +6
WarDragon 1984: (then I got an 8.)
fatalchocolate12: yeah, 8 let's you know jack shit, and you then forget jack
stabs felcher: Muddy: "But does she live here or somewhere else?"
WarDragon 1984: "The master was secretive with such things, if they existed at all. We'll have to take out or sneak past some of the guards...."
fatalchocolate12: "Currently, we are all living here, so yes, she lives here."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "IN this here castle?"
fatalchocolate12: "Where else? There isn't another roof for at least 30 miles."
Kai Bahamut: "I have a crazy idea. If they trust him at all, maybe we could convince them to let us in. Hide your any symbols of faith you might have on."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ah. Well in that case, I'll thank ye ta stand aside that I might see her a moment."
SpusWidgetwatch: (Pulls out her big "EVIL PRIEST OF NERULL" sign and holds it over her head.)
WarDragon 1984: (ok, that confused me. Who would they be trusting to let us in?)
Kai Bahamut: (Im hoping i can convince them that we are good-aligned travelers that need a place to stay for the night.)
fatalchocolate12: "What? Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't let you in. We aren't allowed to let in non-Deji."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Oh I see, of course of course. In that case... how does a fellow join up with your fine organisation?"
Kai Bahamut: "The rest of you stay here." I walk back some to make it look like i was coming in from the woods. "Ho Stoney! Did you have any luck finding us a place to sleep tonight?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: *ahem* "Oh hello Deravan... Goodguy!"
fatalchocolate12: "You want to join, do you? Well, we can always accept new members. But to be officially inducted, you need to travel to-- Hello."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Yes... yes... officially travel to...."
fatalchocolate12: "I assume you two are friends?"
Kai Bahamut: "Its Goodman. Your always close." I go up to them. "We have heard rumors that some of the fortress of the vile lord Gerren still operate. We have been on the road to shut them down."
Kai Bahamut: "Yes. Me and Stoney have known each other for at least a year now if memory serves."
stabs felcher: Muddy *hiss!* "Now... where did you say we needed to travel to for official induction?"
WarDragon 1984: (sorry guys, I gotta go and get some food. I say nothing, take 10 on any neccessary hide/ms checks, and fatal can NPC me in a fight.)
fatalchocolate12: "Oh, you are helping rid us of the evil in these lands? Why, I bet if we talked to General Deree, we could make you honorary members for a while and let you spend the next few nights here."
WarDragon 1984: (I'll hurry back.)
Kai Bahamut: "That would be great. Stoney, wait here with these fine men while i go gather the rest of our little group." (k. i need brb too. Got to put up dishes.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Hokay!" *waits* "So... how about that local sporting team?"
fatalchocolate12: ahaha
fatalchocolate12: ("Go squadron! Do good! Beat the other team, soundly! Score a goal unit basket thing!")
fatalchocolate12: "Wow, you really aren't from around here, are you?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well... no, I'm from the Grae Mountain Clan in the north originally. Say... is this the main land where the Deij operates?"
fatalchocolate12: "Of course not! We just captured this base on orders from General Deree."
Kai Bahamut: I go to Riza and Eldan. "I got us in. Decide on a good alias."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Err......Azir?"
fatalchocolate12: lolwtfzomgbbq
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Oh, right. Can you tell me what happened to the warlord who used to live here?"
Kai Bahamut: "Close enough. Can you fake piety for another Deity? St. Cuthber and Heireoneous are good choices."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Azir's a pretty crappy name, I'm uhh...Sarah Smith, cleric of Pelor? Nerull's a bastard and all that?"
Kai Bahamut: "Yes. For basic tenets remember that life and healing good, death and suffering bad."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Backwards good folk."
fatalchocolate12: (I thought that was what appealed to Riza in the first place)
WarDragon 1984: (back.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Don't get it)
Kai Bahamut: (come up with a decent alias and we will get this raid on the road.)
WarDragon 1984: "How does... Michael Vanthon sound?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: *dum de dum...*
WarDragon 1984: "Hopefully, they'll never see exactly what I can do..."
fatalchocolate12: ... so muddy's Alias is dum dum?
Kai Bahamut: "Great. Walk at a angle that makes it look like we came from the forest."
WarDragon 1984: I follow, doing my best to look pleasant.
Kai Bahamut: I walk up to the guards with my friends in tow. "This is Sarah, our resident cleric of Pelor and Micheal."
stabs felcher: (Muddy's alias is stoney. He's confused because he asked a question 5 minutes ago and they're just standing there )
WarDragon 1984: *smiles and nods*
SpusWidgetwatch: *half-asses a curtsey*
fatalchocolate12: "Allright, if you will all follow me, we will go and see our Paladin General Miaurillux Delee for allowing you to rest here."
Kai Bahamut: "All righty then."
fatalchocolate12: he nods at the other guard standing by the door and then walks off into the familiar hallways
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Actually I think we should scrub up before seeing him, since we're so filthy."
WarDragon 1984: *double-take*
fatalchocolate12: (her)
WarDragon 1984: "Er... good idea, Stoney."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"You are anyway..."
Kai Bahamut: "..."
Kai Bahamut: "Im fine."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Hmm but the problem is I don't know my way around! C'd ye tell me whar the baths are?"
fatalchocolate12: "Well, I guess we can postpone the meeting long enough for you all to clean up. Ms. Delee looks quite highly on cleanliness, and a good first impression is essential."
Kai Bahamut: "In that case i shall take time to wash also."
fatalchocolate12: "Now, if I can just remember where the baths are..." and here he gets a thinking look on his face
WarDragon 1984: "We wouldn't want the Paladin General thinking poorly of us, would we?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Hmm... Delee or Deree! You keep changing it! You must be an imposter!"
Kai Bahamut: "I think they were next to the horse stalls. It always smelled around there."
fatalchocolate12: whoops, i meant deleee
fatalchocolate12: "What was that about the horse stalls?"
fatalchocolate12: damnit, delee
Kai Bahamut: "In a castle i stayed in one time, the paths were near the horse stalls."
fatalchocolate12: "Huh, that's odd. Well, I don't know, but I guess we could try near the living quarters."
Kai Bahamut: "All right."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "You don't know where the baths are, and you don't know yer general's name?! IMPOSTER!"
Kai Bahamut: I whisper to Eldan. "Are they near teh horse stalls or not. I never could remember where they were."
WarDragon 1984: (at least tell me I know that much, fatal....)
fatalchocolate12: no, they were near the living quarters
fatalchocolate12: Gerren might have been evil, but he wasn't stupid
WarDragon 1984: "Aren't bathes usually near the living quarters?"
fatalchocolate12: "Yes, now that sounds right, I do believe the baths are near the living quarters."
Kai Bahamut: "So they are. And people asked me why i got lost so often."
WarDragon 1984: (didn't our characters start this campaign out reasonably competent? What happened?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Being inept is funnier.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Now if you'll excuse us... we have to bathe, and we like our privacy we do, mister Imposter."
fatalchocolate12: (They have been away for like 3 weeks and you were doing a bunch of stuff)
WarDragon 1984: "You'll have to forgive him, sir. Head injury."
Kai Bahamut: (Low wisdom=bad memory)
fatalchocolate12: the guard laughs off the Imposter stuff thinking it's a joke
WarDragon 1984: (that was to the guy you keep calling imposter)
fatalchocolate12: "Ok, I'll be out in the hall for when you all are ready to present yourselves to the General."
stabs felcher: (what's the bath room look like?)
Kai Bahamut: "All right." I wash my hands and face.
stabs felcher: (and do we know a way into the basement?)
WarDragon 1984: "While we're here Muddy, you may actually take a bath. It's easier to be sneaky when they can't smell you coming."
stabs felcher: Muddy: (loudly) "Oh yes! I'm cleaning myself right good I am!" (softly) "notty-notty- NOT!"

[Spus]

SpusWidgetwatch: Riza attempts to make her self look like less of a psychopathic bitch.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"There's a tankard of ale at the bottom of the pool."
Kai Bahamut: "At least watch your hands and face, Stoney."
fatalchocolate12: there are like, stalls with baths in them, sort of like public restrooms, but much cleaner
Kai Bahamut: "There is also some dwarven stout in the wall. Go dig it out with your head."
stabs felcher: Muddy: *Falls in bath* "Nope, just a clear non-alchoholic liquid."
Kai Bahamut: "Water perhaps?"
fatalchocolate12: (Wrong, it's acid. Muddy dies.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (SUCESS!)
fatalchocolate12: (ahaha)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "... shut up with yet fancy "science!" There's no telling what this substance could be! Now whar's a way to the basement..."
fatalchocolate12: ok, this place looks very royal and regal and stuff
fatalchocolate12: pretty high class shit
fatalchocolate12: and my dinner just walked in
Kai Bahamut: "Eldan, remember anyway to the basement?"
fatalchocolate12: on all fours! lol
Kai Bahamut: "I also believe we happen to be in the officers washroom."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"They are fast with renovations, aren't they."
WarDragon 1984: (I think I would....)
fatalchocolate12: be back hopefully before I forget that I am running a campaign
stabs felcher: (Muddy probably had to sleep in the basement given the smell)
WarDragon 1984: "It was always like this. Conquering warlords like their luxury."
Kai Bahamut: "I know this wasnt gerrens personal one. Defintely for the officers."
stabs felcher: (cue hour long dinner)
Kai Bahamut: (Maybe he will learn to eat at his computer?)
WarDragon 1984: (well, some foods just arent' computer friendly.)
Kai Bahamut: (What kind of food could arrive on four legs and no be friendly."
Kai Bahamut: (If i had remembred that swashbucklers had d10 hit die i probably would have done that instead of Paladin. But then Wizard would have been a better match too.)
WarDragon 1984: (Isn't Swashbuckler a little weak?)
Kai Bahamut: (It would work with my dex bonus
WarDragon 1984: (You don't wear armor anyway.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Best class out of CW IMO)
Kai Bahamut: (Exactly)
WarDragon 1984: (no, sir. I'll take Hexblade anyday.)
stabs felcher: (Hey! Muddy's a hexblade -_^)
Kai Bahamut: (If i die im going to make a Warmain/Akashic Warforged)
Kai Bahamut: (Skills and feats: Hooray)
WarDragon 1984: ()
Kai Bahamut: I think if anyone wants to take a break, nows the tiem
stabs felcher: (waits)
stabs felcher: (hey Kai take over)
Kai Bahamut: Alright.
Kai Bahamut: Roll call. Is everyone else here still?
WarDragon 1984: (present)
SpusWidgetwatch: (half)
stabs felcher: (plesent)
Kai Bahamut: The guard knocks on the bathroom door. "Are you almost finished in there?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Erm... um... no... I'm really really filthy."
WarDragon 1984: (so, nobody's actually bathing?)
Kai Bahamut: "Fighting evil is a dirty job. Alright, but dont take too long."
stabs felcher: (actually we shouldn't clutter this, it'll just take Fatal another hour to read it all)
Kai Bahamut: (Yeah.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (bes different) Riza bathes- for the sole purpose of not looking like a scythe-wielding murderous psychopath? (<_< No real rules for bathing- you aren't required to give them a CHA penalty for smelling like a sewer in...
SpusWidgetwatch: (High Society)
Kai Bahamut: (The presence of a paladin)
WarDragon 1984: I'll take a bath, too, I guess. Just because I'm a scout doesn't mean I like being dirty.
Kai Bahamut: "I never got to use the officers bath when i worked here so..." *takes a bath*
SpusWidgetwatch: (Now Muddy has a wider margin of reeking like hell?)
Kai Bahamut: (A wider margin?)
WarDragon 1984: (we stink less, he stinks the same)
Kai Bahamut: (ah.) "Muddy, please take advange of the baths."
stabs felcher: (he already fell in)
Kai Bahamut: "Wash then dammit!"
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"We have to look nice for our foes."'
Kai Bahamut: I sigh. "Anyone know some good dark invocation rituals?"
SpusWidgetwatch: "Err...Nope. I just light everyone on fire or stab them."
Kai Bahamut: "I think one goes: Ph'nglui ingllw'nafh Cthuluhoo R'lyeh wgah'nagel fthagn."
WarDragon 1984: "YOu do realize there's a deiji outside the door, right?"
Kai Bahamut: "Yes. But he dosent know what the hell i just said." You hear screaming and panic outside as you hear something very large fly low over the castle.
Kai Bahamut: "...Apprently i summoned a great old one. Silly me."
Kai Bahamut: (If Zarius dies when hes really high level im going to make a half farspawn Warmain/Akashic. +6Con is awsome and they get other stuff too)
WarDragon 1984: (if we get to high levels, and fatal allows 3rd party classes.)
Kai Bahamut: (Whats a 3rd party class?)
WarDragon 1984: (not published by WotC)
Kai Bahamut: (Oh, i asked him he said i could use Arcana unearthed classes
SpusWidgetwatch: (i'd probably make some sort of skill whore or something)
Kai Bahamut: (The Akashic is the ultimate skill whore
Kai Bahamut: (all skills are class skills)
stabs felcher: (ugh... he HAS been gone an hour.)
Kai Bahamut: I found this awsome 18th level adventure. Who wants to give that a shot
Kai Bahamut: Bastion of Broken souls. Anyone read it?
SpusWidgetwatch: (18th Level Chars aren't quickly generated heh)
Kai Bahamut: (True
WarDragon 1984: (heard good things about it. Wouldnt' mind giving it a shot sometime.)
stabs felcher: (looks up Duke Eltan's old NPC block) okay I'm ready...
Kai Bahamut: (If everyone votes to quit this one, i will begin preparing to use it)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Highest char I have created is a ECL 20 Lich True Necromancer heh)
WarDragon 1984: (I don't have an 18th level character just lying around though. I don't think...)
Kai Bahamut: (If you want to do it we will stat next week.)
Kai Bahamut: *start
WarDragon 1984: (hmm.... I don't want to just bail on fatal, though.)
Kai Bahamut: (Well ask him if wants to join too.)
WarDragon 1984: (true, this does suck a bit, but he was doing pretty good for the first bit.)
WarDragon 1984: (except for the uber opposites.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Also, as WD is in my campaign, I'm not gungho about using NPCs as PCs heh)
stabs felcher: (ehehehe that's why I said Duke Eltan and not Lord Pettyfoot -_^)
WarDragon 1984: ('fraid I'll metagame on you, spus?)
Kai Bahamut: (In case of Metagaming, i will let the creatures meta game)
SpusWidgetwatch: (You haven't even met the aforementioned NPC yet- and unless you show some brilliant inuition in finding this NPCs location, it'll be weeks before you fight the aforementioned lich heh)
WarDragon 1984: (Isn't it meant for good characters?)
WarDragon 1984: (we might be able to run it tonight, if we all took Vow of Poverty...)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Y'know, why can't a Lich be good? Maybe he wants to live forever to continue his dogooding? <_<)
stabs felcher: (well.. .fatal has obviously drowned in his own soup, let's play!)
Kai Bahamut: (Id only vow of poveryt with a monk)
Kai Bahamut: I call Chaotic monk!
stabs felcher: (I wouldn't VoP with anything , unless the character would actually want to be poor)
WarDragon 1984: (fair enough.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (VoP Drunken Master.)
WarDragon 1984: (and how does the DM call a class?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Wait...I call VoP Artificer.)
Kai Bahamut: (Chaotic monk is one of the best things ever.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (If I can't have that, I want A Half Orc Sorcerer with 5 Cha.)
Kai Bahamut: Me cast fireball!)
Kai Bahamut: (I have variant that will let me play a Chaotic monk)
WarDragon 1984: (you know what's really broken with VoP? Bear Warrior.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (No...he needs 13 Cha to cast Fireball.)
Kai Bahamut: ....Me cast fireball!
SpusWidgetwatch: (At level 20, if every ability point goes into Cha, you can cast Ray of Frost with no equipment.)
Kai Bahamut: Hooray!
stabs felcher: Level 18 eh? you serious about this thingy?
WarDragon 1984: (as I said, I'd be up for it.)
Kai Bahamut: Yeah.
WarDragon 1984: (probably as a caster-type, but I'm flexible.
WarDragon 1984: )
SpusWidgetwatch: (I like Sword Swingers generally)
Kai Bahamut: (Skills and fighting)
stabs felcher: (guess I could play a broken rogue -_^)
Kai Bahamut: (A wha?)
stabs felcher: (the skills guy with +alot to all his skills -_^)
Kai Bahamut: (Do Akashic then)
stabs felcher: (I also like WotC products -_^)
WarDragon 1984: (scouts get 8 skill points, too. Only problem, can't full attack with Skirmish)
Kai Bahamut: Akashic get bonus feats
Kai Bahamut: And at higher levels sneak attack too
stabs felcher: (well... there are ways at level 18 to full attack on a skirmish)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Hmm...could do Frenzied Beserker or something heh)
Kai Bahamut: (Dont forget for someone to cleric)
Kai Bahamut: (Healing is rather important.)
WarDragon 1984 has left the room.
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm always the bloody cleric :-()
WarDragon 1984 has entered the room.
WarDragon 1984: testing, testing
WarDragon 1984: (connection crapped out. What'd I miss?)
stabs felcher: (hey... I'm the bloody cleric)
SpusWidgetwatch: me complaining about being the cleric
SpusWidgetwatch: or healer rather
stabs felcher: Muddy: *pipes up* "Me! Ah'm the bloody cleric! ME!!!"
WarDragon 1984: (this game or the other one?)
stabs felcher: (this game)
WarDragon 1984: (and I can play either kind of caster, as long as it's spontaneous)
WarDragon 1984: "You're both healers, you death-mongers, you."
stabs felcher: (I don't know, I'm tempted to go Psychic Warrior. I'd take Illithid Slayer, but I'd have had to have slayed an Illithid about 10 levels before we start)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Dwarven Defender could be fun)
Kai Bahamut: i plan to house rule Sorcerers to where they get proper spell progression, 4 skill points and Eschew materials as a bonus feat)
Kai Bahamut: brb
WarDragon 1984: (aw, hell yeah. I got dibs on Sorcerer.)
WarDragon 1984: (especially since I'll be getting Races of the Dragon from Amazon in the near future... heh heh)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Half-Dragon Sorcerer?)
WarDragon 1984: (no, it's got all kinds of good stuff for Sorcs in general. From what I've heard, it's basically WotC's apology for making them suck in every other book.)
stabs felcher: (hmmm......... who's playing what now? I'll take skill-guy or fight guy (even though no ones likes fight-guys at high level))
SpusWidgetwatch: (I want the brute)
stabs felcher: (alrighty)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Fighter/Paladin/Barbarian/etc.)
WarDragon 1984: (brutes can do very well. Barbarians get +8 Str in rage at that level)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Was thinking either Frenzied Beserker/Dwarven Defender
SpusWidgetwatch: (Maybe another thing, have to look over CW)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Frenzied Beserker is always fun for Power Attacking for 2d6+83428323 damage.)
stabs felcher: (alright. If War's playing a sorc, I'll throw something skillful together)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Although this could be a chance to play a full progression Drunken Master- tried like 3 times but the games keep dying heh)
stabs felcher: (alright got my build -_^)
WarDragon 1984: (I'll let you know when I get my new book.)
stabs felcher: (Kobold Rogue/Fang of Lolth/Warmind sounds like)
WarDragon 1984: (...I thought we were gonna be good guys?)
stabs felcher: (I can be neutral, you'll have to inspire me to heroism -_^)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Hmm....Murderous Psycopath or Super Tank with decent Murdering ability?)
fatalchocolate12: (both)
stabs felcher: (continuing along, Fatal do we know where the basement is?)
fatalchocolate12: I don't think your neutral god told you
WarDragon 1984: (do I remember anything about it?)
fatalchocolate12: but one would expect the entrance wouldn't be easily accessible because no one aside from Gerren knew anything about it
stabs felcher: (WE USED TO LIVE HERE!)
stabs felcher: (But once more... any doors out of here other than the one we entered?)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza leaves the bath, dressing herself up in the sweetest most innocent looking way possible, so it screams "I'm definitely not going to stab you in the eye if you get near me"
Kai Bahamut: I make sure my gray cloak is as shiny as can be.
fatalchocolate12: wtf? I just got a pop up for an all christian dating service
stabs felcher: *preens beard, grooms worms*
stabs felcher: Muddy *whispers* "Eldan, kill the guard stealthily and drag his body back in here."
fatalchocolate12: Ok, outside of the bathroom, there are 2 ways to go, one is towards the guard that led you in, the other is towards the living quarters
Kai Bahamut: "Let me help you with that eldan."
SpusWidgetwatch: (They are trying to save your soul from this heathen game of D&D)
Kai Bahamut: "Paladin death touch."
Kai Bahamut: (Bastards. I already traded my soul for a Succubi.)
WarDragon 1984: "Alright."
fatalchocolate12: (DAMNED CHRISTIANS!!! I WANT TO GO TO HELL!!! WHY ELSE WOULD I PLAY THIS STUPID GAME!!!)
fatalchocolate12: lol
WarDragon 1984: "Or, we could slip out through the living quarters."
Kai Bahamut: "Works for me."
fatalchocolate12: you sure you don't wanna kill him? it's fun to kill shit. get's you evil points
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Do you even know that the basement is down that way?"
Kai Bahamut: (Hmmm... We could use their insignia and unifroms..)
WarDragon 1984: "I don't know that it's not. Lord Gerren's chambers might be a good place to start."
Kai Bahamut: "Are you sure you dont want to get their uniforms to help us bluff our way past the guards?"
WarDragon 1984: (we're trying to be stealth, fatal.)
fatalchocolate12: well, there's only 1 guard, so using the uniform wouldn't help since there are 4 of you
Kai Bahamut: (It will.
Kai Bahamut: (I can wear it
Kai Bahamut: (I have the best bluff and diplomacy powers)
stabs felcher: (do something)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Feh, I have +8 to diplomacy?)

[Spus]

fatalchocolate12: do you?
WarDragon 1984: (You do? )
stabs felcher: (*sniff* I only have +6)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Yes, FS Class skill, High Cha bonus <_<)
Kai Bahamut: I have +7
WarDragon 1984: "Alright... Zarius, wait by the door. I'll get him in here, then blast him."
fatalchocolate12: (haha I have +infinity)
fatalchocolate12: (to everything)
Kai Bahamut: If i hadnt spent all my skills points in concentration
WarDragon 1984: You going to the door?
Kai Bahamut: "Better yet." I exit the bath room and go to the guard. I thank him and give him a pat on the back, using my wounding hands for all 6 points of damage and i also cover his mouth
fatalchocolate12: you would be such an insane monk
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza approaches him as well.
SpusWidgetwatch: (Does the guard fall?)
Kai Bahamut: "Finish him!" I whisper.
WarDragon 1984: I move out the door, blasting him.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza grabs him with Burning Hands.
Kai Bahamut: "No blasting!"
fatalchocolate12: ok, there's no need in rolling since he obviously dies
WarDragon 1984: "Then you shouldn't have asked me to kill him. It's what I do."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Right. Now the basement. Where the bloody, bloody, BLOODY hell is it?"
Kai Bahamut: (I think that should do it) "I was thinking of slitting his throat for me. Whatever." I drag the corpse into the bathroom, hide it under a pile of dirty towls, strip him and put on his uniform.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza looks at her Scythe. "You know, this doesn't look very sweet and innocent of me."
fatalchocolate12: (I thought that was the point)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I'm trying NOT to look like a murderous psychopath.)
Kai Bahamut: "I can explain the scythe."
stabs felcher: Muddy impatiently storms out of the room down to the living quarters. "Ah'm tired of ye humans buggerin' about. I'll do it meself."
Kai Bahamut: "Muddy, get back here." I run up to him in full Deij uniform.
WarDragon 1984: "As I said, we should go to Lord Gerren's quarters, adn hope the Paladin isn't using them at the moment."
Kai Bahamut: "We can do this now. Eldan, lead the way. Ill tell them im escorting you."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "No, I'm sure she's shacked up in the barn."
WarDragon 1984: "She won't be there all day, you nitwit."
WarDragon 1984: I lead the way there, by inconspicuous routes if possible.
stabs felcher: Muddy: "No, I'm sure she takes her lunch in the lavatories."
WarDragon 1984: Don't tell me I don't know where they are.
fatalchocolate12: to Gerren's quarters?
Kai Bahamut: "If worse comes to worse, i could try to seduce her."
fatalchocolate12: yeah, of course you know where they are
SpusWidgetwatch: I follow, trying to look as if I haven't fried one of thier men.
Kai Bahamut: I march like a good soldier.
fatalchocolate12: ok, you do take inconspicuous routes and don't see anyone else
fatalchocolate12: you arrive in Gerren's room
Kai Bahamut: "Ah the destroyed throne room. Lovely."
stabs felcher: (i don't suppose there's a door in the floor)
fatalchocolate12: There's a bed, a dresser, 2 tables, and quite a bit of open space
fatalchocolate12: sorry, I'm getting like 20 pop-ups a minute
Kai Bahamut: "Search the room."
WarDragon 1984: (stop using IE.)
Kai Bahamut: I search the room and take 20 on it, for a total of 22
fatalchocolate12: I use MSN explorer
WarDragon 1984: search check:
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
WarDragon 1984: And after my pathetic results the first time, I take 20 on the rest of it. 25.
fatalchocolate12: ok, you all search for a good 45 minutes before <insert random character's name here> feels around under the bed and finds something like a lever
Kai Bahamut: I pull it
Kai Bahamut: I also steal as many books as i can from the room
fatalchocolate12: <insert random character's name here> tries to pull the lever, but it's stuck
Kai Bahamut: "Muddy, be a dear adn come help me."
SpusWidgetwatch: <insert random character's name here> Kicks it until it gets unstuck.
fatalchocolate12: it's under the bed
stabs felcher: Muddy: "RAWR!"
fatalchocolate12: you would be hard pressed to kick it as your legs aren't supposed to bend like that
stabs felcher: Muddy takes 20 for a 23 on the strength check, assisted by Kai's +2 presumably for 25.
Kai Bahamut: "Come...on...damn...lever..."
fatalchocolate12: both of you can't get the lever at the same time
stabs felcher: We'll move the bed then.
Kai Bahamut: And then try again
WarDragon 1984: Eldan looks pained at the mess we're making. Doesn't even bother with the lever, though.
Kai Bahamut: "Oh come off Eldan. If the paladins staying here, shes probably screwed it up more than we have."
Kai Bahamut: "Do me a favor and get the books. Being a wizard, im fairly sure he'd like his writings and books kept safe."
fatalchocolate12: ok, now, if you guys fail to move the bed, Kord will come down and kill all of your characters with surprise sex
stabs felcher: it would be a highlight
Kai Bahamut: I am immune to surprise buttsecks
WarDragon 1984: "Very well."
Kai Bahamut: Have we moved teh bed and activated the lever with a 25 str. check?
WarDragon 1984: (Not carrying any books, though. I'm right at a light load.)
stabs felcher: well... Muddy can push 1300 pounds...
fatalchocolate12: yes
SpusWidgetwatch: (Moving is quite trivial for a Strength check- I can move my wheeless bed with 1 hand <_<)
fatalchocolate12: the lever, which you guys were trying to pull towards you, actually had to go down
Kai Bahamut: "...Today i am not man."
Kai Bahamut: I make it go down
stabs felcher: That's right, we're dumb. Forgot.
Kai Bahamut: And then i grab the books.
fatalchocolate12: ok, you push down the lever and a section of floor that would originally be under the bed pops up
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Ooh... I ain't bin unnerground in nigh on a hunnert years..."
fatalchocolate12: there is enough room for you guys to go down 1 at a time
Kai Bahamut: "Muddy? You go first."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Blasted bloody... okay, In ah go..." (searching squares as I go)
WarDragon 1984: I'm last.
stabs felcher: (what do we see anyway?)
SpusWidgetwatch: I'll go 3rd.
Kai Bahamut: Ill go 2nd then
Kai Bahamut: "See anything?"
Kai Bahamut: I whisper
stabs felcher: (no...)
fatalchocolate12: allright, you get down and there is a small room, about large enough to you all to stand confortable in
fatalchocolate12: comfortably*
fatalchocolate12: there is a door on the wall
WarDragon 1984: "Well, we're here. Who wants to go first?"
stabs felcher: Muddy Grae: "Someone go look fer trappy type things on that thar door."
WarDragon 1984: "Alright."
WarDragon 1984: *takes 20
WarDragon 1984: for 25 total
fatalchocolate12: ok, you take aobut 10 m inutes to look at it, and in your expert opinion, it's a door
WarDragon 1984: I was looking for traps. Find any?
fatalchocolate12: nope
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Nice Door."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Alright, now let the dwarf have a listen..."
Kai Bahamut: "Open the door standing to the side of it. If it does have a trap it should both spring it and possibly spare you the damage."
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
stabs felcher: (21 listen check at door, wish I had a cup)
WarDragon 1984: "It's clear, as far as I can tell."
fatalchocolate12: you can't hear much beyond the door because it appears to be very thick and pretty tight fitting, however old it looks
Kai Bahamut: "Better safe than sorry. Everyone stand back or to the side." I open teh door from the left.
fatalchocolate12: nothing happens
Kai Bahamut: "Safe then.... lets go."
stabs felcher: (...what can we see...)
fatalchocolate12: It looks like a sort of mine, and it is very dark
fatalchocolate12: by now, your eyes have adjusted to the dim light by spending a few minutes at the door
WarDragon 1984: "Lead the way, Muddy."
stabs felcher: Muddy: ".... it's a mine lads... it's very dark..." *readies scythe and walks in*
fatalchocolate12: there are a bunch of humanoid forms that look and sound like they are mining something
stabs felcher: (and what do they look like? (darkvision remember))
Kai Bahamut: "Is this the power of the spell 'miner creation'
stabs felcher: (kills Zarius)
Kai Bahamut: (dies and comes back again)
WarDragon 1984: (for the sake of your continued existance, I'm going to assume that was OOC.)
Kai Bahamut: (No. He really meant it."
fatalchocolate12: they look very gaunt and move in very choppy ways
WarDragon 1984: Are they rotting?
Kai Bahamut: "I think there just spell made. Must be the result of 'Miner Creation'."
fatalchocolate12: after a final adjustment by your eyes, you see zombies
stabs felcher: Muddy walks forward a few steps to get a better look.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Stop with the puns."
Kai Bahamut: "Never."
Kai Bahamut: "Move slowly and quietly." takes 10 on Hide and move Silently
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Stop with the puns, or I remove the part of your brain that makes them up."
WarDragon 1984: I just roll my eyes and keep going, admiring Lord Gerren's good idea.
stabs felcher: Muddy: *screaming* "ABOMINATIONS!!!"
Kai Bahamut: I sigh and get out my spiked chain
WarDragon 1984: "I thought you would have approved of using Death to do something useful, Muddy."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Abberations of the natural way! RETURN TO THE SWEET GRAVE'S EMBRACE!"
stabs felcher: (if you thought he hated life, well... wait til you see how he reacts to unlife)
Kai Bahamut: "He dosent like the undead."
WarDragon 1984: To Zar and Riza: "I say we leave him, and go on when the zombies go back to work."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Y'know...I don't like the undead too much either. Indecisive bastards- are you dead or living- make up your minds!"
stabs felcher: (how many zombies?)
fatalchocolate12: (you only see about 100 feet and then there's a curve, but there are about 15 zombies you can see
WarDragon 1984: (Uh, Spus? Nerrull just loves undead. To his followers, undeath is like their Heaven.)
Kai Bahamut: "They best like lichdo
Kai Bahamut: m
Kai Bahamut: "intelligent unlife."
WarDragon 1984: (did you not see the parentheses?)
stabs felcher: Muddy charges the nearest zombie and tries to brain it "Quickly me companions! Put them back to the earth!"
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
Kai Bahamut: "Oh Hextor..."
stabs felcher: (15)
SpusWidgetwatch: (I can make my own interpretations of Nerull's Gospel. Like how Christians slaughter people when Jesus is a pacifist.)
WarDragon 1984: "These undead were placed here by my Master. I will not disturb whatever he had planned for them."
stabs felcher: "and ah will!"
Kai Bahamut: (Not while he was wearing his 'God the father hat.' in the old testament.)
Kai Bahamut: Fatal?
Kai Bahamut: Does he hit a zombie?
fatalchocolate12: yup
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"I'll leave them alone if they leave me alone. Rotting bastards. Zombies are so unsociable."
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 2
stabs felcher: (8 damage)
fatalchocolate12: you knock off its head
WarDragon 1984: Again, just to Zar and Riza: "What say we leave the fanatic to his fate? Getting on with the villagers will be much easier."
fatalchocolate12: and it's shoulders
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Come me good friends! Fight the good fight!"
fatalchocolate12: ahaha
Kai Bahamut: Do they fight back?
fatalchocolate12: the first one is fucked up the ass without vaseline
Kai Bahamut: "Riza, Rebuke them please. We could use the servitors."
fatalchocolate12: so, the first one falls, and the rest in sight turn to you guys
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Come get it ye blasted bloody undead!"
Kai Bahamut: I use my spiked chain to attack one. I know the fights on now
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Kai Bahamut: 12
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Err....Ya know, I never picked up a book on how to do that."(/Favored Soul)
Kai Bahamut: "Blood hell
Kai Bahamut: *"Bloody hell."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "ABOMINATIONS! Perversions of the natural state!"
WarDragon 1984: I retreat back to the little room and just watch for now.
Kai Bahamut: Do i hit the zombie i attacked with my chain?
fatalchocolate12: yep
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 3
Kai Bahamut: 5 damage
Kai Bahamut: does it die
fatalchocolate12: nope
SpusWidgetwatch: (I ready an action to whack any zombie that gets in melee range while backing away into the little room.
Kai Bahamut: "Why the hell did i do that? I could have left you alone for soem quality time with zombies."
Kai Bahamut: (Can i attack again?)
fatalchocolate12: nope,now the zombies go
Kai Bahamut: Intiative?
stabs felcher: What?
fatalchocolate12: oh, yeah, surprise round
Kai Bahamut: Now intiatvive?
OnlineHost: fatalchocolate12 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
fatalchocolate12: yea
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
fatalchocolate12: ok, zombies get 2
Kai Bahamut: 10
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: WarDragon 1984 rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
stabs felcher: (yes! Muddy is at 11!)
WarDragon 1984: 5
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
SpusWidgetwatch: (23)
fatalchocolate12: Riza, Mudy, Kai, War, Zombies
SpusWidgetwatch: I continue readying an action to swipe at the first one to get near me.
stabs felcher: Alright, Muddy Grae Calahan will continue his charge into the undead horde
fatalchocolate12: ok, nothing else I assume?
SpusWidgetwatch: Keep Backing into (WD's Char.)
Kai Bahamut: I attack the same zombie again.
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Kai Bahamut: 9
stabs felcher: ( muddy's next kai)
Kai Bahamut: nvm
fatalchocolate12: what about muddy?
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
stabs felcher: (20?)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 3
stabs felcher: "RAWR!!! Take that fiend!" (9 damage)
fatalchocolate12: yup, get's pwned
Kai Bahamut: now i attack the same zombie i did before
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
stabs felcher: "No undead beast can escape Muddy Grae Calahan, death cleric of the low lands! Servant of the Void! Defier of Gods!" yadayada yada
Kai Bahamut: and miss!
fatalchocolate12: Kord would spit on you
WarDragon 1984: (I thought you hated gods?)
Kai Bahamut: I dodge a divine hockey
stabs felcher: (Defier of gods... it means he.,.. defies them... )
Kai Bahamut: *loogie
fatalchocolate12: you don't dodge divine spittle, you drown in it
stabs felcher: (moving along, Wardragon's turn right?)
fatalchocolate12: that it be
WarDragon 1984: I move back into the little room, shake my head at your foolishness, and shut the door.
stabs felcher: (0_0... I think Kai's in the dark now that you closed the door...)
Kai Bahamut: "Fuck."
WarDragon 1984: (then he shoulda got out while the getting was good.)
Kai Bahamut: "Why the hell am i helping you?"
WarDragon 1984: "I'll let Zarius in if he's not pursued."
fatalchocolate12: no, there's a little bit of light coming from somehwere inside the mines
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Because it's the good fight!
stabs felcher: (I think the Zombies are up now)
Kai Bahamut: "Im a paladin of Hextor. Good is not part of my religon."
fatalchocolate12: ok, all of them walk towards you
SpusWidgetwatch: (Where's Riza then- on WD's side of the door, or Zarius's side of the door?
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Spiked Chain them Zar!"
fatalchocolate12: there are now 3 within range to attack muddy and 3 to attack kai, 1 is already wounded
stabs felcher: (kai, AoO with the spiked chain)
fatalchocolate12: no AoO
Kai Bahamut: Oh shit zombie rush
stabs felcher: (he's got a spiked chain. It has reach. Closing creatures get AoO)
Kai Bahamut: (Yep
Kai Bahamut: (Are they in adjacent sqares?)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Why didn't I read 'Rebuking Undead for Dummies'?"
fatalchocolate12: isn't it only if they move in and out of your reach in the same turn?
WarDragon 1984: ...
Kai Bahamut: Let me look it up
stabs felcher: (they just did... it has reach... they would have had to move out of a threatened square to get to him)
fatalchocolate12: oh, yeah
stabs felcher: (so Kai... hit him...)
Kai Bahamut: (Are they on adjacent sqaures? If they are i can get them all)
fatalchocolate12: they are adjacent to each other by diagonals
Kai Bahamut: Crap. Oh well
Kai Bahamut: I attack the wounded one
fatalchocolate12: at least you get to hit 1
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
Kai Bahamut: 5
Kai Bahamut: dosent hit
fatalchocolate12: You are going to get zombie raped
stabs felcher: Muddy: "HELP me oh Eldan! I thought we were FRIENDS! Don't let me die! Only I know how to treat your heart condition!"
WarDragon 1984: I pretend I can't hear him.
Kai Bahamut: "Shut up. Weve made our graves. Now lie in them."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "As long as I went out fighting the good fight!"
fatalchocolate12: ahahaa
stabs felcher: (fatal... .... ... )
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Good Fighting what? Your employer's minions?"
WarDragon 1984: (I said I'd let Zarius in.)
Kai Bahamut: "Shut up. I dont have anything against dying."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Done it once already- 2nd time doesn't have as much impact."
fatalchocolate12: wow, this could turn out to be kinda interesting
Kai Bahamut: What that one of us dies?
Kai Bahamut: GET THE ZOMBIES RAPING!
fatalchocolate12: what if one of you dies? then you die
stabs felcher: (FATAL!!!! DOOOOOO SOMETHING)
Kai Bahamut: I can make a new character
fatalchocolate12: would anyone be against me giving them a lifesaving hint?
stabs felcher: (yes.)
Kai Bahamut: This team needs a straight up melee character that shows up everyday
Kai Bahamut: (Yes.)
fatalchocolate12: ... where's the fun in that? psychotic, missing casters are fun!
stabs felcher: (just do something please!)
Kai Bahamut: "By the order of Lord Gerren, Stand down!"
SpusWidgetwatch: (It's 3 zombies. You can do it!)
Kai Bahamut: (Uh...
Kai Bahamut: (Its just three atacking me
Kai Bahamut: (Theres mroe around ther
fatalchocolate12: (there are more coming)
Kai Bahamut: *here
fatalchocolate12: (lot's more)
Kai Bahamut: ZOMBIE RUSH!
stabs felcher: Muddy: "By the order of Muddy Grae! DIE!!!"
stabs felcher: (yes well just roll their attacks already!!!!)
WarDragon 1984: (if they die, they die. Bring it on.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: *coup de graces self*
Kai Bahamut: "Ill be with you soon Martel..."
Kai Bahamut: (Please... let teh zombies attack...)
stabs felcher: (...fatal...)
fatalchocolate12: (...what...)
stabs felcher: (ROLL THEIR ATTACKS!)
fatalchocolate12: (zombies only get 1 actionj per turn)
Kai Bahamut: oh...
Kai Bahamut: My turn!
Kai Bahamut: or muddys
fatalchocolate12: Riza goes
stabs felcher: (Jesus Fatal couldn't you have told us that 15 minutes ago?!)
fatalchocolate12: (yeah, but what's the fun in that)
Kai Bahamut: (Keeping the game moving
Kai Bahamut: (Wheres my horrible zombie rape!?
stabs felcher: (well... what do I know...)
SpusWidgetwatch: Continuing Backing into Eldan with my ready action to swing at anything that comes near.
fatalchocolate12: k, then muddy
WarDragon 1984: If she's alone, I'll open the door for her on my turn.
stabs felcher: Muddy raises the death's head ring high, opening a channel to the pure void. "DOWN FOUL BEINGS!"
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
stabs felcher: Right, I can turn 1HD undead things >_>
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
stabs felcher: (And I can turn 6 HD of 1HD things >_>)
WarDragon 1984: (don't you rebuke, not turn?)
stabs felcher: (yeah that... the one that makes them cower)
stabs felcher: (fatal............)
fatalchocolate12: (hi)
stabs felcher: (...heads up: you're the DM)
fatalchocolate12: (zomg no way)
stabs felcher: (you have to tell us if stuff happens)
fatalchocolate12: yeah, so you can turn 6 1HD creatures I assume?
stabs felcher: (right)
fatalchocolate12: (holy god you are lucky these guys are all 1HD)
stabs felcher: (Alright, clean 'em up guys, they're cowering for 10 rounds)
Kai Bahamut has left the room.
fatalchocolate12: problem is there are about 12 more coming
stabs felcher: (that's alright. It's not like commanding. I can rebuke new ones next turn)
Kai Bahamut has entered the room.
Kai Bahamut: What did i miss
stabs felcher: (okay kai, the six near us are cowering, and it's your turn)
Kai Bahamut: I attack the wounded one
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Kai Bahamut: 13
fatalchocolate12: unless WD wants to do something
OnlineHost: Kai Bahamut rolled 2 4-sided dice: 2 2
stabs felcher: (+2 attack while they're cowering, and WD is after Kai)
Kai Bahamut: 4
fatalchocolate12: whoops
fatalchocolate12: thank god, you hit him
Kai Bahamut: He should be dead now
fatalchocolate12: ok, 2 down, 16 left
fatalchocolate12: and 5 are cowering
stabs felcher: (now WarDragon)
Kai Bahamut: "Hahahaha! Zombie rush. Cleric, we die this day."
WarDragon 1984: I'm staying in the little room. I'll let Zarius or Riza in to hide with me, but I'm not fighting Gerren's zombies.
stabs felcher: (okay, now more zombies... though I'm shielded by three of the things bowing down towards me ^_^)
Kai Bahamut: So Riza and Wardragon will pretty much be bystanders
stabs felcher: Muddy: "HEY THANKS GUYZZZ!!!111!"
stabs felcher: (fatal, it's the zombies turn)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Zombies are just ewww....and there's just no pleasure in slaughtering them...
fatalchocolate12: ok, since there is no room for the zombies to get within raping range, they just crowd around you, and you see a few more comin around the corner
stabs felcher: Muddy: "WAHAHA! Now they see the power of the void!" (it's Riza's turn right?)
fatalchocolate12: unless my conception of numbers is broken, yes
Kai Bahamut: (There not going to be doing anything i dont think.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Back in with Readied action goodness.
fatalchocolate12: yay!
stabs felcher: Muddy: "We c'd use a bless spell!"
WarDragon 1984: Are you next to the door, Spus?
SpusWidgetwatch: S'pose so.
stabs felcher: (how many zombies?)
Kai Bahamut: (Lots
fatalchocolate12: now 21
fatalchocolate12: sorry, 20
stabs felcher: (I'll whack one of the approached ones, then reel back behind my wall of cowed undead)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
fatalchocolate12: good
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 4
fatalchocolate12: nice
stabs felcher: (36)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "AH told ye! C'mon! All twenty of ya! I'll take ye on!" (Zarius?)
fatalchocolate12: (So, still interested in my idea to not continually get swarmed by zombies, or would you prefer to die?)
Kai Bahamut: g2g. I may not be able to make it back
fatalchocolate12: ok, you kill 1
stabs felcher: (i'm more interested in fighting zombies)
fatalchocolate12: (suicide it is)
stabs felcher: (it would be out-of-character for Muddy to do anything else but try and destroy undead)
WarDragon 1984: (why isn't Zarius running? I told him I'd help him....)
fatalchocolate12: ok, now there is no way for any of the zombies to reach you
stabs felcher: In that case, out comes the longspear. (if no one else does anything? Just jump in) I'll stab at zombies over my kneeling audience...
fatalchocolate12: k
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
stabs felcher: (15)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 8-sided die: 6
stabs felcher: (10 damage)
fatalchocolate12: another down
SpusWidgetwatch: (So what is Zarius going to do?)
stabs felcher: (anyone else gonna do anything? I'm walled in and there's like 18 zombies here...)
WarDragon 1984: Kai's gone, I assume that means Fatal's controlling Zarius.
fatalchocolate12: (I suggest restraining muddy to prevent suicide on his part)
stabs felcher: (Zarius' attack was +2 to hit, 2d4+1 damage)
WarDragon 1984: (see, in order to do that, I would need to consider him an asset to the team. As-is, Eldan looks at him as an irritation, whom occasionally blunders into being useful. Provoking the zombies was the last straw.)
stabs felcher: (poor muddy, oh well -_^. Anyone doing anything or should I try and kill them all in 8 rounds before the rebuke runds out?)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Riza's just a bitch.)
WarDragon 1984: (Go for it. Just roll all 8 attacks at once, I say.)
stabs felcher: (I'll roll 7, then rebuke again -_^)
WarDragon 1984: (to stretch this out even more?)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 7 20-sided dice: 17 15 8 5 20 16 18
fatalchocolate12: chances are all hit
WarDragon 1984: (too bad undead aren't crittable.)
fatalchocolate12: oh, hey, that's right
stabs felcher: (the lowest roll there is a ten, then a thirteen. Does thirteen hit?)
Kai Bahamut has left the room.
fatalchocolate12: yup
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 12 4-sided dice: 4 1 1 2 3 1 1 1 4 4 1 2
stabs felcher: (unless ten hits, then it's 9, 7, 8, 6, 12, 7)
fatalchocolate12: k, 3 are dead, 3 are wounded
stabs felcher: In that case, Rebuke!
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
stabs felcher: (I can rebuke up to 4HD creatures)
fatalchocolate12: you only get like 3 attempts per day, right?
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 2
stabs felcher: (and 11 of them) I can rebuke 4 times a day, but I can't approach those I've rebuked, or move out of range and then back
WarDragon 1984: (3 + Cha mod)
stabs felcher: Dum de dum... any help from the back? or 9 more attack rolls?
WarDragon 1984: These zombies were put here by my Master. You're lucky I'm not helping them kill you.
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza is a bitch.

[Spus]

stabs felcher: (I'll attack the ones cowering directly behind the wall, there should be 8 of them -_^)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 9 20-sided dice: 20 8 11 16 14 20 18 18 2
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 15 4-sided dice: 1 4 2 4 2 1 4 4 4 2 2 2 1 3 3
stabs felcher: (this is kinda dull...)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Kinda funny, watching a single dirty dwarf fighting a hoarde of zombies.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Are you dead yet?"
stabs felcher: 9, 10, 7, 12, 10, 10, 7, 10
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Nope, lass, jist fine..."
stabs felcher: (okay how many dead, how many alive?)
fatalchocolate12: (ok, I have come up with a solution, but it's a pretty bad one and it'll probably be very anticlilmactic
fatalchocolate12: should I even suggest it?)
stabs felcher: (the solution is: I kill them all. by my count 14 are dead)
fatalchocolate12: (in that case, this could get very boring)
stabs felcher: (there's only 5 left right? Zarius got one... that's 15/20)
fatalchocolate12: (ah-ha! I know how to finish this! Originally a bunch were going to come around the corner until you stopped attacking, but I'll just have the flow of zombies stop)
stabs felcher: (so... anyone helping or more attacks?)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza starts to doze off.
WarDragon 1984 has left the room.
stabs felcher: (I should be able to finish the last 5 this round) Okay, Muddy goes for the three wounded ones first, devoting his last attack to the two bowing before him.
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 9 20-sided dice: 4 5 3 10 3 18 15 5 19
stabs felcher: (what's the AC? That might be easier)
WarDragon 1984 has entered the room.
fatalchocolate12: wow, you only got 4 hits
WarDragon 1984: (what'd I miss?)
fatalchocolate12: (nada)
stabs felcher: (10, 11, 9, 16, 9, 24, 21, 11, 25)
stabs felcher: (wait didn't 11 hit before.................)
fatalchocolate12: oh, nvm, you hit with 8)
stabs felcher: (oh shoot! They're cowering too! +2 to attack)
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 15 24-sided dice: 16 14 6 15 9 4 16 13 2 14 15 22 3 2 2
stabs felcher: >_> oops
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 15 4-sided dice: 3 2 1 2 3 4 1 2 1 2 2 2 1 1 4
fatalchocolate12: ok, how about everything is dead, and muddy is dead tired
stabs felcher: hold on I want to figure it out if I legitimately won and got all my exp ^_^
stabs felcher: 9, 7, 11, 7, 7, 8, 7, 9
fatalchocolate12: well, by all rules that I can think of, you actually won
fatalchocolate12: unless you can roll like 10 1's in a row
SpusWidgetwatch: (Ooo, Can Eldan and Riza kill Muddy and get the exp he got for killing Zombies?)
stabs felcher: (first three attacks finish wounded I think, then the last 5 devoted to the last healthy two.... so at least 14 damage and 16 damage)
stabs felcher: (Kill Muddy?! HAHAHAH! He isn't even wounded
stabs felcher: Muddy: "DEATH to the enemies of ... of DEATH!"
SpusWidgetwatch: (You saying you can take a FS/WM and whatever Eldan is?)
stabs felcher: (I don't know what Eldan is, but probably a FS warmage yes ^_^)
WarDragon 1984: (I'm not going to attack him, I just wasn't gonna help him.)
fatalchocolate12: ok, muddy, you have redeemed Kai for missing a zombie with your absolute insane skills of %&^ing up zombies and then a lot more
WarDragon 1984: (Scout//Warlock)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Aww...)
stabs felcher: (Sweet! OoC what was their CR?)
WarDragon 1984: (like I said, he's occasionally useful. And Eldan's a pragmatic fellow.)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "pfft. "Occasionally useful. Muddy Grae Calahan is a veritable Swiss ARMY knife!"
WarDragon 1984: (...you really need to learn to tell when I'm talking OOC.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Swiss? What's a Swiss?"
stabs felcher: (hehe I know, I just wanted to reply IC. Consider that in () if you want)
stabs felcher: ("Swiss Army Knife" is fairly OoC. hehehe)
WarDragon 1984: So, I guess we'd come out when the sounds of fighting stop?
fatalchocolate12: pretty much
stabs felcher: You see a bunch of bodies. And Muddy Grae Calahan untouched
WarDragon 1984: "Impressive slaughter Muddy, but you should not have done this. When Lord Gerren returns, I doubt he will be pleased."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Ugh....reeking- probably rub off. Some good that bath did."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Returns? Are ye daft?! Did ye nae here me screamin' about the evils of those who try and return?!"
stabs felcher: (should I... should I coup de grace myself seeing as I didn't die?)
WarDragon 1984: "I have made no secret of my goal. And besides, a few zombies can hardly be compared to correcting a mistake regarding the destined lord of the world."
fatalchocolate12: (hell no!)
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Oh... well... I don't s'pose you have 10 000 gold pieces then?"
WarDragon 1984: "Unfortunately not."
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Well I guess we don't have to worry."
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Well- is that all of the foul bastards?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Just one more." *muddy stabs his scythe into his gut*
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 2 4-sided dice: 1 4
OnlineHost: stabs felcher rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
WarDragon 1984: ...WTF, dude?
stabs felcher: And falls over....
stabs felcher: Muddy: "oh sweet death, ah have waited for your breath."
WarDragon 1984: "The hell...?"
stabs felcher: Muddy: "Oh sweet death... one last caress...." the dwarf keels over.
WarDragon 1984: (why did you do that?)
fatalchocolate12: (you know, the fact that you lived was cool enough to redeem you from attacking the zombies int eh first place)
WarDragon 1984: (seriously. Why? I have no f'ing clue why you just killed yourself.)
stabs felcher: (heh I had to attack zombies. And I have to go to lunch in a minute or two, but I was hoping to die by zombies so I had to stab myself)
fatalchocolate12: (lunch? where do you live?)
stabs felcher: (Australia)
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza:"Dammit, I wanted to kill him."
fatalchocolate12: oh yeah, why do I keep forgetting that?
WarDragon 1984: "He was even stranger than I thought."
WarDragon 1984: (I still don't get it... you could have just left for the session.)
stabs felcher: (that's not very dramatic!)
fatalchocolate12: (...)
WarDragon 1984: (that makes no sense.)
fatalchocolate12: (so, I assume you wanted to make a new character)
stabs felcher: (>_> Muddy: "Don't raise me, humans!")
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza decapitates the corpse. Riza:"Least I can do."
WarDragon 1984: ("Ok.")
stabs felcher: (thanks Riza -_^)
fatalchocolate12: ok, throughout the mine, you hear a resounding word: "FUCK!"
WarDragon 1984: "This bears investigating..."
WarDragon 1984: "We should proceed. Ladies first."
stabs felcher: Muddy's gold glistens on his corpse.
WarDragon 1984: How much you got?
WarDragon 1984: And do you have anything magical?
SpusWidgetwatch: Riza pilfers the corpse's pocket.
stabs felcher: (I don't remember how much cash, whatever Zarius split between us. And no magick -_-)
fatalchocolate12: "GOD DAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO REWRITE EVERYTHING AGAIN!!! NOW WE ARE DEVIATING EVEN FURTHER FROM BALANCED COURSE OF TIME!!!"
fatalchocolate12: guess who that is
WarDragon 1984: "You..... but... we're here because you told us to come here!"
SpusWidgetwatch: O'Mally, the Magical Leprocaun.
stabs felcher: (only: death's head ring (25gp) and two sunrods)
WarDragon 1984: I take one of the sunrods.
SpusWidgetwatch: Tosses the sunrod in her pouches, pockets the ring.
WarDragon 1984: "If the psychotic dwarf hadn't attacked the zombies, we'd have your bloody weapons and be on our way by now!"
fatalchocolate12: well, good session everyone?
stabs felcher: (I liked the part with the zombies, but the absences were difficult to deal with)
WarDragon 1984: The god isn't going to respond to me?
fatalchocolate12: yeah, it's startin to get on my nerves that we never have a full group
SpusWidgetwatch: Yes- that's kinda annoying.
fatalchocolate12: no, the god is too pissed to talk to you
stabs felcher: ( I mean mainly that you fatal should pay a bit more attention. Really we have to wait too long for some things)
fatalchocolate12: (yeah, that too)
WarDragon 1984: I'm really worried about this campaign....
WarDragon 1984: hello?
SpusWidgetwatch: Yes?
fatalchocolate12: hi?
WarDragon 1984: Anyone else concerned that this campaign may be going down the tubes by lack of attendance?
fatalchocolate12: *slowly raises unattending hand*
SpusWidgetwatch: Seems to be the case <_<
WarDragon 1984: well, I'll be up for it as long as I'm online, which I nearly always am.