Quoteses

[muk1000]

I just ran across this gem in the logs:

SpusWidgetwatch: "WHO STOLE MY BACON!?"
Muk1000: "If I just knew what they were capable of doing, that would be great progress. But even that knowledge is elusi-" Jumps slightly.
Muk1000: "Please tell me there isn't a bacon golem behind me..."
stabs felcher: Kiyoshi's brain: I can't remember if it was you. Just keep quiet and act shocked!
stabs felcher: Kiyoshi acts shocked.
SpusWidgetwatch: (Zalajin: The Only Paladin to fall from stolen Bacon.)
WarDragon 1984: Zal looks towards the library, trying (and failing) to look innocent. (Damnit, Spus. XD )
stabs felcher: (in a world without pigs... he became a blackguard in search of a pork chop)
SpusWidgetwatch: (You broke your Vow of Kosherness.)
WarDragon 1984: (Like a god of dragons cares what animals you eat.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Y'know, I'd have to be a real asshole to make you fall for that, but I'm not that evil )
stabs felcher: (awwwww. I wanna see a quest of redemption where he goes to the Valley of Ham)
SpusWidgetwatch: "mmm....cold coffee....back to study!"
WarDragon 1984: (I didn't expect you would. But that was still the most random way EVER to screw with a player.)
SpusWidgetwatch: (Tiamat will tempt you with Bacon.)
WarDragon 1984: (Get the behind me, butcher of darkness!)

[muk1000]

More I've gathered!

... from no one = stuff removed because of large chunks of text that don't have to do with the part I want to quote.

Session #1

OnlineHost: Myst Erik Ery rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
Muk1000: (Yes, true...)
Myst Erik Ery: ( Yay, 10 damage. )
Muk1000: (Hawt)
Myst Erik Ery: ( I spear him in the gonads )
Muk1000: (Your shortspear rips through him like a hot brick through a face.)
SpusWidgetwatch: Muk's description works.
Muk1000: (*steeples fingers* Excellent...)

SpusWidgetwatch: Renen fires at the Lt.
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Myst Erik Ery: ( OUCH. )
SpusWidgetwatch: Renen actually accidently shoots the unconcious mayor.
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
KingSpoom: <_<;
Muk1000: (That is horrible. Horrible, horrible, horribly funny.
Muk1000: )
SpusWidgetwatch: ...
SpusWidgetwatch: He'll come back and learned he assassisnated the mayor...
Myst Erik Ery: ( omg, he did just kill the mayor... )
Myst Erik Ery: ( ; O-O; )
Muk1000: (It's a good thing our characters aren't watching him, as we never have to know. >_>)
Myst Erik Ery: ( in the head ; )
KingSpoom: (someone is going to get promoted)
Muk1000: (Just have him take the bolt out of his brain... and never say a word)
Muk1000: (What's his alignment?)
Myst Erik Ery: ( True ^_^;;; Phew. My character, Lauxe, is fully intent on the enemy nearest to him, since he apparently just got rid of his only melee wepaon :F )
SpusWidgetwatch: Lawful good...
Myst Erik Ery: ( Lawful Good, I bet )
Myst Erik Ery: ( Oh dear. XD XD )
Muk1000: (I love D&D so much.)
Myst Erik Ery: ( Wait! Have it riccochet off of something and kill the mayor, and have him not even notice XD XD )
Myst Erik Ery: ( And then the people will be like "omg, your crossbow bolt is in him! )
SpusWidgetwatch: Anyway.... Renen misfires hiscrossbow and his bolt flies up into the air and lands in the chest of the Mayor(11 dmg...)

Session #2

SpusWidgetwatch: Seonia's arrow flies right into the head of the wolverine, dropping it dead.
SpusWidgetwatch: (well technically it's dying, but I don't think your gonna save something that tried to eat you from death)
SpusWidgetwatch: Kannon's move.
Myst Erik Ery: ( *pours healing potions on it* U_U Fluffy, nooo!! )

SpusWidgetwatch: The arrow flies into the heart of the wolverine dropping it dead.
SpusWidgetwatch: Unless you want to revive it or something to fight it some more.
Myst Erik Ery: ( Do we get more xp for that? )
TheRealIceman32: (do we get more experience for deoing that?)
Muk1000: (Would we get more exp?)
Myst Erik Ery: ( XD )
Muk1000: (Holy crap)
Myst Erik Ery: ( roflmao! )
TheRealIceman32: (stop stealing my thoughts!)
Muk1000: (GET OUT OF MY HEAD!)
SpusWidgetwatch: (No, you'd just be weird and battlelustful.)
Myst Erik Ery: ( XD lol... )

SpusWidgetwatch: The left warg charges Kannon.
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
SpusWidgetwatch: The delivers a nasty bite into Kannon's leg.(8 dmg)
Muk1000: (We're doomed!!! *panics*)
SpusWidgetwatch: The abused warg wants a piece of Lauxe.
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Myst Erik Ery: ( ow. )
TheRealIceman32: (well, some of us are)
Myst Erik Ery: ( I only have AC 14 without my potion on. >_>; )
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 6
Muk1000: ("And then Bender ran.")
Myst Erik Ery: ( omg. )
SpusWidgetwatch: The Abused warg takes a chomp out of Lauxe's face, sending him down. (20 dmg)
Myst Erik Ery: *collapses, a warg on him*
SpusWidgetwatch: The last warg goes for Kannon
OnlineHost: SpusWidgetwatch rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
TheRealIceman32: (I suspect trickery)
Muk1000: (Well shit.)
Muk1000: "Lauxe! Hold on!"
TheRealIceman32: (do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars)

[wardragon]

Holy crap.... this was the mayor-killing game?!

[demonlei]

The Mayor killing was right at the start of the campaign. In the sessions since then, rolling a 1 to attack has settled down to be a little less generally disastrous...

...then again maybe Valletta SHOULD take Victar's bow away from him.

As far as I know from the logs, the mayor's killer is still out there, having vowed revenge on Seonia for not coming to his legal defense.

[muk1000]

Yes. Renen seeks her tirelessly, wanting nothing but terrible vengeance.

[wardragon]

Hmm. I wonder if he's the one who hired the Waist-down Fist?